Jessica Johnson: I am well aware that this is a one-way mission and there is no point of return to my original life.
Evie: True love's kiss. Works every time.
Ingrid Thorburn: Fuck me, Bruce. Gotham needs you.
Susie Webster: Oh, this whole thing's such a load of shit! I mean, our gene pool alone is bad enough. Workaholic meets curmudgeon, meets deranged 30-something.
Tony Webster: You're not a curmudgeon.
Susie Webster: I was talking about you.
Tony Webster: I know, darling.
Spider: I want my shit back.
Steve Ford: I want my dog back.
Sean: They said it was just gonna be a easy grab.
Vincent: Well, it ain't no easy grab, they got T.
Ella Spencer: It's just something I really need to do with your father.
Martha Farnsworth: It's seems the enemy... it's not what we believed.
Edwin: You ever worried we might shoot all the wrong people?
Flake: You wanna know what I think about? How when something terrible happens somewhere, and there's all those flags, and flowers, and candles, and pictures of people who died, and pages of sayings and poems, all that shit lined up for months. That's what I think about.
Ben Bradlee: He says we can't, I say we can. There, you're caught up.
Roland Deschain: Do they have guns and bullets in your world?
Jake Chambers: You're gonna like Earth. A lot.
Gunny Martin: They're not even dogs anymore. They're warriors, and they come back with all the same issues we do.
Teen On Bus: What are you looking at, grandad?
Brian Reader: Just a couple of cartoon characters.
Philip: The only women allowed in the house were the dogs.
Astrodome TV Director: Zoom in on five. Is that a priest?
Control Room Worker: Yeah. If Bobby wins, she takes the groom's surname, but if Billie Jean wins, the groom takes her name.
Garmadon: Lloyd, you hear that? We've awakened the unstoppable beast... Meowra.
Terrence: Belle, this is Marissa. She's my girlfriend.
Marissa: You wish.
Terrence: M, uh, this is my friend Belle.
Belle: You wish.
Terrence: Wow. All kinds of love for Terrence today. See how it is?
Amanda Marsh: I've had to learn to live my life without needing you, and now you're pissed at me?