Thurgood Marshall: I wouldn't be here if I didn't think we could win.
Barry Seal: The problem isn't the room. It's weight.
Chucky: Kyle?
Kyle: Andy sent me. We're gonna have some fun.
Gardner: I have to make decisions like what's best for the family.
Ray Dussette: Why would you build a self destruct on this space station?
Jake Lawson: In case this space station fell back to earth.
Beca: Guys, we've never competed against bands that actually have instruments. So what's the plan?
Serenity: Aw, you guys just sing other people's songs, right? Like karaoke? That's so cute.
Calamity: I'm Calamity. This is Serenity, Veracity, and Charity.
Fat Amy: If I joined your group I could be obesity.
David: Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair.
Katie: God, what have I done?
Esti Kuperman: Oh, Ronit.
Ronit Krushka: Esti... When I saw you, I.
Esti Kuperman: Yes, me too.
Serling: You know how you know if you're a Bright? When you touch a Wand... with your bare hand... and don't explode. Would you do that? Die just to find out who you are? If I had a wand, I would.
[Helicopter taking off.]
Blake: [Yelling] No! He got to the chopper!
Rod Williams: I mean, I told you not to go in that house.
Chris Washington: How you find me?
Rod Williams: I'm T.S... Motherfuckin'-A. We handle shit. That's what we do. Consider this situation... Fuckin' handled.
Charlie Bucktin: Courage is resistance to fear, not absence of fear.
Tad Jones: Errr-errr-eeerrrrr. Errr-errr-eeerrrrr. That's just something I do when I Errr-errr-eeerrrrr.
The Mummy: You really have no self-respect, do you?
Judge Foxman: This courthouse is located within spitting distance of Wall Street. I know this from my personal experience trying to spit at it. The men and women who work there will commit more serious crimes by lunchtime today than the defendant has committed in this indictment.
Captain Joseph J. Blocker: Understand this: When we lay our heads down here, we're all prisoners.
Erin: I can't believe they're sending us up in this. Is it even safe to fly?
Davis Mackie: Erin, relax. If I could take off in a Black Hawk under fire in Fallujah, I think I can handle a News Chopper 9 with a hangover.
Erin: Hangover?