Philip: The only women allowed in the house were the dogs.
Terrence: Belle, this is Marissa. She's my girlfriend.
Marissa: You wish.
Terrence: M, uh, this is my friend Belle.
Belle: You wish.
Terrence: Wow. All kinds of love for Terrence today. See how it is?
Paul: I think that Will and I should be the only ones who go outside for a while. We don't know what made Stanley sick, we don't know anything. Nobody touched him so I think we're fine, right?
Will: Positive. You just opened the door, right, you didn't go in?
Travis: I didn't touch the door.
Will: You did what?
Travis: It was already open.
Kim: What? What's happening?
Sarah: The door was already open when you got there?
Travis: Yeah.
Sarah: Then who opened it?
Winston Churchill: I am choosing between trials and tribulations. Do stop adding to them.
Alicia: We can show 'em some really Southern hospitality.
Roland Deschain: I do not aim with my hand. He who aims with his hand has forgotten the face of his father. I aim with my eye. I do not shoot with my hand. He who shoots with his hand has forgotten the face of his father. I shoot with my mind. I do not kill with my gun. He who kills with his gun has forgotten the face of his father. I kill with my heart.
Ingrid Thorburn: Fuck me, Bruce. Gotham needs you.
Claire: Are your oats steel-cut?
Karla Dyson: No, they're Quaker.
Stan Hurley: Patriotism exists because people like and people like me need a higher cause. Something bigger than us.
Garmadon: Lloyd, you hear that? We've awakened the unstoppable beast... Meowra.
Bobby Riggs: You and me, Billie Jean. Three sets, five sets - your choice.
Billie Jean King: Are you drunk, Bobby?
Bobby Riggs: No, of course not. How about this: "Man vs. Woman." "Male Chauvinist Pig vs Hairy-Legged Feminist."
Harry Hole: I need a case... to work on.
Gunnar Hagen: I apologize for Oslo's low murder rate.