Sommelier: Good afternoon, Mr. Wick. It's been a long time.
John Wick: I'd like a tasting.
Sommelier: I know your past fondness for the German varietals but I can wholeheartedly endorse the new breed of Austrians, Glock 34 and 26. What's next?
John Wick: I need something robust, precise.
Sommelier: Robust, precise. AR-15.
John Wick: Could you recommend anything for the end of the night? Something big, bold.
Sommelier: May I suggest the Benelli M4? An Italian classic.
John Wick: Dessert.
Sommelier: Dessert? The finest cutlery. Shall I have everything sent to your room?
John Wick: Yes, thank you. Excellent.
Sommelier: Mr. Wick, do enjoy your party.
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