Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle

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Professor Shelly Oberon: Aren't you being judgmental about others, because you'd rather burn people than get burned yourself? I'm just saying, you're a babe, go with it.

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Moose Finbar: You do not want to know what's under those rhinos! I saw things I can never unsee, things that touched me.

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Dr. Smolder Bravestone: I want to stay with you, like this.
Ruby Roundhouse: Then let's be like this, every day... in the real world.

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Martha: Are you gonna help, or are you too pretty?
Bethany: I'm too pretty.

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Dr. Smolder Bravestone: I can't do this!
Moose Finbar: I saw you fix a helicopter in mid-air!
Dr. Smolder Bravestone: It's easy to be a hero when you have lives to spare... it's a lot harder when you have just one.
Moose Finbar: We have only one life. That's how it is.

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Professor Shelly Oberon: Oh my God, this is so cool! Martha, come look at my penis!
Ruby Roundhouse: No, thanks.

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Moose Finbar: Uh... you have a situation.
Professor Shelly Oberon: [sees he has an erection] Oh my God! These things are crazy.

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Ruby Roundhouse: Why am I wearing half a shirt and short shorts in the jungle?

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Dr. Smolder Bravestone: Get on my back!
Moose Finbar: I would rather die.

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Moose Finbar: You better go in there and save her!
Dr. Smolder Bravestone: I'm not gonna get in there, you get in there!
Moose Finbar: I got a backpack on! You don't get in water with a backpack, everybody knows that!

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