Best movie quotes of 2012

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Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted picture

Alex: What are you doing? Zebras can't drive. Only penguins and people can drive!

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Les Miserables picture

Fantine: I had a dream my life would be so different from this hell I'm living!

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Hotel Transylvania picture

Jonathan: Are these monsters gonna kill me?
Dracula: Not as long as they think you're a monster.
Jonathan: That's kinda racist.

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Lincoln picture

Abraham Lincoln: I could write shorter sermons, but when I get started I'm too lazy to stop.

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So Undercover picture

Armon: This right here is your brand new Volkswagen EOS.
Molly: Come on. Can't I ride my own bike to school?
Armon: Girls your age would jump up and down at the chance to drive this thing.
Molly: Well I'm not like most girls.
Armon: Brooke Stonebridge is.
Molly: Who's Brooke Stonebridge?
Armon: It's your new identity.
Molly: Are you serious? That's not a name, it's a gated community.
Armon: I really don't care.

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Hope Springs picture

Kay: He is everything. But I'm really lonely. And to be with someone, when you're not really with him can... I think I might be less lonely alone.

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Red Dawn picture

Hodges: That's not a plan. That's a shit sandwich without bread.

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Brian Taylor: I am the police, and I'm here to arrest you. You've broken the law. I did not write the law. I may disagree with the law but I will enforce it. No matter how you plead, cajole, beg or attempt to stir my sympathy. Nothing you do will stop me from placing you in a steel cage with gray bars. If you run away I will chase you. If you fight me I will fight back. If you shoot at me I will shoot back. By law I am unable to walk away. I am a consequence. I am the unpaid bill. I am fate with a badge and a gun. Behind my badge is a heart like yours. I bleed, I think, I love, and yes I can be killed. And although I am but one man, I have thousands of brothers and sisters who are the same as me. They will lay down their lives for me and I them. We stand watch together. The thin-blue-line, protecting the prey from the predators, the good from the bad. We are the police.

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The Director: This is all most unpleasant. I know you can hear me. I hope you'll listen. You won't get out of this complex alive. What I want you to try to understand is that you mustn't. Your deaths will avert countless others. You've seen horrible things: an army of nightmare creatures. And they are real. But they are nothing compared to what lies beneath us. There is a greater good, and for that you must be sacrificed. Forgive us... And let us end it quickly.

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Parental Guidance picture

Artie Decker: I'm awkward around those kids. I don't think they like me.

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Beasts of the Southern Wild picture

Hushpuppy: Strong animals know when your hearts are weak, and that makes 'em hungry. And they start comin'.

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Zero Dark Thirty picture

Dan: Can I be honest with you? I am bad fucking news. I'm not your friend. I'm not gonna help you. I'm gonna break you. Any questions?

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Wrath of the Titans picture

Helius: I've read you are a great disappointment.
Agenor: I am great. That's right.

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The Vow picture

Paige: Are you trying to make me diabetic or just fat?

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Hitchcock picture

Alfred Hitchcock: I will never find a Hitchcock blonde as beautiful as you.
Alma Reville: Oh, Hitch. I've waited thirty years to hear you say that.
Alfred Hitchcock: That, my dear, is why they call me the Master of Suspense.

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Sightseers picture

Chris: If the caravan's rockin', don't come a-knockin'.

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Wanderlust picture

Carvin: This is historic. The revolution has begun - all because this courageous woman saw an unjust world and waved her boobies at it.

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The Woman in Black picture

Daily: I believe the most rational mind can play tricks in the dark.

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Snow White and the Huntsman picture

Queen Ravenna: I was ruined by a king like you once. I replaced his queen. An old woman. And in time I too would have been replaced. Men use women. They ruin us and when they are finished with us they toss us to the dogs like scraps.

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