Adam: Up-top, they always win, And down-below, we always fail.
Tzadok: I hate hospitals... people die here.
Alexander: I wanted to give you this.
Sean: A book?
Alexander: Oh, it's not just a book. It's a trip I want us to go on, all of us, as a family.
Sean: From the Earth to the Moon.
Alexander: What do you say?
Kailani: I think there's only one thing to say.
Sean: So, who's up for an adventure?
Liz: No, no, no.
Hank: Oh honey, what could possibly go wrong? It's only the moon.
Harry Deane: Best to let the fish work the hook in himself, eh, Major?
The Major: Much the best, Mr. Deane.
Joe: You know what this is like? Really just like high school, but instead of French homework, it's my dick.
Katie: Well, that's not true, because French was actually hard.
Brenda Hesson: There are all kinds of sons. Some are born to you, some just occur to you.
Claude Garcia: But I love you.
Esther Artole: No. It's not me you love. It's an image. An image in your head.
Joe Gargery: London, what a place... Course I wouldn't keep a pig in it myself.
Aaron Wiseberger: I went to community college, and that was only because my grandma was sleeping with the dean.
Avery: When I was a kid I used to look at my dad dressed in judge's robes and I used to think that my father was a superhero. And I don't think I was far off. He had that quality that judges have, where they have tremendous compassion, but they're also ferocious at the same time. He wasn't afraid of making enemies. I think that's probably why he had so many friends.
Eric: Those things are vampires! We need crucifixes, garlic, silver, holy water, and Christopher Lee.
Ray Macguire: No, you soppy tart, those things are fucking zombies.
Mutant Leader: That a tickle?
Batman: That was a nerve bundle in your deltoid. Might not hurt, but you won't be moving that arm for a while.
Marshall Gaza: I was once a sinner.
Angel: Damn right, you were! Cherry Gaza. You all virgin eater.
Marshall Gaza: You whore of Babylon! You painted cat! You womb of vipers! The smell of Jezebel has no power over me now.
Shelby: Josh cut off his penis because something came out of my vagina.
Frank Yates: I guess I'm lucky - lucky to be old enough to have a shot at dying with my dignity.
Jacky Bonnot: I can make it beef bourguignon?
Nurse: In two, three years.
Jacky Bonnot: Why is it taking so long?
Nurse: It's a baby.
Tom: A Guilt is a powerful thing. It compels... it becomes an obsession... and You have a choice... you can either wallow in it or you can change.
Alex: Their girls their somebody's daughter, somebody's sister, they are not hajis.
