Best movie quotes of 2012

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The Pirates! Band of Misfits picture

Pirate Captain: Avast! I'm a pirate captain, and I'm here for your gold!
Sailor: Gold? Afraid we don't have any gold, old man. This is a leper boat. [His arm falls off.] See?

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Resolution picture

Byron: The people come here, Michael, to look for aliens, ghosts, and cults, and gateways to hell, secret military bases looking into other dimensions. I think, if there is something, it is not none of these things - or perhaps all of them.

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Man on a Ledge picture

Psychiatrist: Nick, have you ever considered hurting yourself?
Nick Cassidy: Hurting? No... But killin'... Every goddamn day.

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To Rome with Love picture

John: Oh God! Here comes the bullshit.

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The Iceman picture

Deborah Pellicotti: Well you know, honey, there's just too many people in the world God to care about everyone. So that's why we look after each other.

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The Brass Teapot picture

John: Baby, just tell me what the hell happened?
Alice: I fell down the stairs.
John: We don't have stairs.

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Step up 4: Miami Heat picture

Emily: I can't just do whatever I want. There are rules.
Sean: Break the rules.

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Big Miracle picture

Adam Carlson: I think Barrow might have one great story left in her.

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Death Race: Inferno picture

Goldberg: Forget everything you know about racing. Desert-racing isn't about speed, it's about endurance and handling.
Carl Lucas: Hang on, I thought you didn't know shit about this kind of racing?
Goldberg: I don't. It's the first thing that came up on Google.

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The Bourne Legacy picture

Byer: Jason Bourne was just the tip of the iceberg.

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Cloud Atlas picture

Sonmi-451: This is what General Apis asked of me.
Archivist: What, to be executed?
Sonmi-451: If I had remained invisible, the truth would stay hidden. I couldn't allow that.
Archivist: And what if no one believes this truth?
Sonmi-451: Someone already does.

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Rock of Ages picture

Dennis Dupree: This place is about to become a sea of sweat, ear-shattering music and puke.

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Bachelorette picture

Joe: You know what this is like? Really just like high school, but instead of French homework, it's my dick.
Katie: Well, that's not true, because French was actually hard.

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Red Lights picture

Tom Buckley: Listen to me. you are the only guy separating the world from stupidity at this point in time, okay?

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Fire with Fire picture

Karen Westlake: I will put you in witness protection. The feds will keep safe.
Jeremy Coleman: So my whole life just... just goes away?
Mike Cella: You get to keep your first name.

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Robot & Frank picture

Frank: I would rather die eating cheeseburgers than live off steamed cauliflower.

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Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Dog Days picture

Greg Heffley: I can't believe it's so crowded here. Maybe we should come back.
Rodrick Heffley: How about never? Does never sound good?

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Foodfight! picture

Vlad Chocool: I am the undead. Alright? The undead, you-you're not dead, but you're not exactly living either. It's sorta like being in summer school.

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The Paperboy picture

Charlotte Bless: I'm not gonna blow a friendship over a stupid little blowjob.

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