Best movie quotes of 2012

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Freelancers picture

Malo: How you doing? I'm the new guy.
Joey: Hi, new guy. I'm sure you're really nice, but I don't fuck cops.
Malo: I just got here. Starting rumors about me already?
Joey: What, you're not a cop?
Malo: No, I'm not a nice guy.

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Spring Breakers picture

Alien: When I'm with them, I'm gonna be thinking about you.

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John Dies at the End picture

Roger North: Do the bees know they make the honey for you, or do they work tirelessly because they think it is their own choice?

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Mike Martingano: I have, like, $13,000 saved.
Paige: Wow. That's a lot of ones.
Mike Martingano: There are some fives in there.
Paige: Oh, ok. No twenties?
Mike Martingano: Oh, you don't wanna know what I have to do for twenties.

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Brake picture

Molly Reins: Jeremy, I'm so scared.
Jeremy Reins: I know, I know. I'm going to get you out of there. I'm going to get you out in one piece. I promise you. You believe me?
Molly Reins: Yes.
Jeremy Reins: Listen, there's something I want to tell you. Something I've been meaning to tell you for a long time. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. For anything I did with Morgan, for not being trusting and for letting you down, honey. I'm sorry.

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John: Baby, just tell me what the hell happened?
Alice: I fell down the stairs.
John: We don't have stairs.

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Safety Not Guaranteed picture

Kenneth: Listen to me. You come to that launch site at 5:00... you take my hand, and I'll show you who can't time travel.

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The Man with the Iron Fists picture

The Blacksmith: When it comes to money, things get funny.

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Extraction picture

Tom: A Guilt is a powerful thing. It compels... it becomes an obsession... and You have a choice... you can either wallow in it or you can change.

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This Is 40 picture

Debbie: I don't want to shop at old lady stores. I don't want to go to J. Jill and Chico's and Ann Taylor.

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Act of Valor picture

Walter Ross: In most cases, officers get tactical partners. Langley sets me up with some sort of scrabble hustler.
Lisa Morales: Scrabble Yoda, OK? Get it right.

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Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Dog Days picture

Greg Heffley: I can't believe it's so crowded here. Maybe we should come back.
Rodrick Heffley: How about never? Does never sound good?

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Rock of Ages picture

Sherrie Christian: He's better than Concrete Balls.
Lonny: That's a good point, Concrete Balls are very heavy.

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Robin: You're callin' him back.

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Adam Carlson: I think Barrow might have one great story left in her.

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Upside Down picture

Adam: Up-top, they always win, And down-below, we always fail.

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Starlet picture

Asa Akira: What's worse than getting banged by Jack the Ripper? Getting fingered by Captain Hook.

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Stolen picture

Fletcher: How ya doin', Will? Hope you got raped every day.

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Jerry: Don't analyze me, Phyllis, okay? You know, many have tried and all have failed. My brain doesn't fit the usual id-ego-superego model.
Phyllis: No, you have the only brain with three ids.

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Ben Shepard: I'm not trying to offend you, Mr. Grant.
Jim Grant: Well, I'm not offended, you're pretty much exactly what I expected.

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