Mike Martingano: I have, like, $13,000 saved.
Paige: Wow. That's a lot of ones.
Mike Martingano: There are some fives in there.
Paige: Oh, ok. No twenties?
Mike Martingano: Oh, you don't wanna know what I have to do for twenties.
Mike Martingano: How pregnant did you get that girl's mouth last night?
The Kid: Are you hitting on my sister?
Mike Martingano: So you gonna come to the show tonight?
Paige: No.
Mike Martingano: You're gonna come to the show tonight.
Paige: No.
Mike Martingano: You just said over there that you like the show.
Paige: That doesn't mean I'm gonna go again.
Paige: Entrepreneur/stripper? Stripper/entrepreneur?
Mike Martingano: Either one.
Paige: I was hoping this was all a joke.
Mike Martingano: It is pretty funny.
