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Darius: Why do you have flames on your laptop?
Arnau: It's a gaming laptop. It's really fast.

Jeff: You never done coke or anything, when you're studying for an exam?
Arnau: Cocaine? Are you crazy?
Jeff: What is it you study?
Arnau: Biological and life sciences.
Jeff: Makes sense. So what are you doing, interning at a magazine?
Arnau: Diversity looks good on an application for grad school.
Jeff: You know what, we gotta get you laid on this vacation. That's what's gotta happen.
Darius: Vacation?
Jeff: I mean, work trip. Whatever.

Kenneth: I really like your intensity. You're, like, no nonsense.
Darius: Well, there's no sense in nonsense. Especially when the heat's on.

Belinda: He wasn't the kind of guy you could easily fit into your life.

Jeff: So here's what I'm thinking. We're budgeted for two rooms, but if we share a room, we could use that extra money for some other shit.
Darius: For what? Drugs?

Kenneth: While I would like to maneuver through this world with an open heart and mind, sometimes it doesn't gain you favor. So I just need to be equipped with the necessary skill sets, guns, training, weapons, fighting - in case I encounter any obstacles that need to be defeated.

Kenneth: Listen to me. You come to that launch site at 5:00... you take my hand, and I'll show you who can't time travel.

Darius: I have no funk. I'm totally funkless.

Arnau: Stormtroopers don't know anything about lasers or time-travel. They're blue-collar workers.

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