Steve Stifler: Ladies, you'd better be working hard - you weren't hired for your looks. Actually you were. Not you.
Michelle: Get off my husband you little piece of shit!
Steve Stifler: I ain't worth jack shit, D-Ron.
Stifler's Mom: I once caught Steven sticking my hairbrush up his ass. It wasn't the handle side either.
Chosen answer: They have been friends for a long time. They had plenty of time to take pictures. We only see them on screen for a few hours of their lives spread over a short while.