Best comedy movie quotes of 2012

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The Sapphires picture

Dave: Can you do it blacker?

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The Odd Life Of Timothy Green picture

Uncle Bub: Did you know that I invented the peanut butter and jelly sandwich?
Timothy Green: Did you know that I'm a big fan of your work?

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What to Expect When You're Expecting picture

Wendy: I just wanted the glow. The one that they promise you on the cover of those magazines. Well, I'm calling it - pregnancy sucks. Making a human being is really hard. I have no control over my body or my emotions.

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Parental Guidance picture

Artie Decker: I'm awkward around those kids. I don't think they like me.

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The Watch picture

Bob: Singing was their hobby. Closing ass was their job.

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John Dies at the End picture

Dave: I was adopted. I never knew my real dad. You could be my dad for all I know. Are you my dad?

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Here Comes the Boom picture

Marty Streb: If you're gonna lose, then I'm gonna help you lose. Deal?
Scott Voss: Deal. Let's do this. Let's lose.

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Mirror Mirror picture

Brighton: Snow White is dead. One of God's great mysteries is his plan for each and every one of us...
The Queen: Speed it up.
Brighton: Snow White lived, she died, God rest her soul, Amen. There will be a buffet lunch served at two.

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Sightseers picture

Chris: If the caravan's rockin', don't come a-knockin'.

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This Means War picture

Trish: Don't choose the better man, choose the man who makes you a better woman.

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Seeking a Friend for the End of the World picture

Penny: I did ruin your life.
Dodge: No you didn't. I had a really long head start.

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Thanks for Sharing picture

Mike: Feelings are like kids. You don't want them driving the car, but you don't want to stuff them in the trunk, either.

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American Reunion picture

Steve Stifler: Ladies, you'd better be working hard - you weren't hired for your looks. Actually you were. Not you.

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Think Like a Man picture

Cedric: Mike, how old is your mom?
Michael: What?
Cedric: I'm not saying it like that. No, I am. I am. It's like that. Ms. Loretta, I'm ready for the rest of the tour.

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Liberal Arts picture

Zibby: How can you hate something if you've never read it? I mean, isn't that like what repressive regimes do? You want to burn books you don't like?

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Wanderlust picture

Marcy: It just doesn't fit the HBO brand. We do violence and heartache but it's sexy. Do you understand?
Linda: Of course, what was I thinking? I mean you know what we could do? We could throw in some vampires in there to have sex with the penguins, and then you could have brooding sexy little vampire penguins. Would that work for your brand? What if the polar bears were hookers and on meth and then just show their tits for no reason? How would that work?
Marcy: I think you're joking, but if you could do that that would be very interesting for us.

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The Dictator picture

Zoey: This is my store. This is a free earth collective. We are a vegan, feminist, non-profit cooperative operating within an anti-racist, anti-oppressive framework for people of all or no genders.

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Frank: Every security system is designed by security companies, not thiefs. It's not the question of if a thief can break in, it's how long. They place all the heavy systems where their customers can see them. They're selling the feel of security.

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Curtis: Here. You want to take that one down to the basement, dude? I'm coming with you. Let's go.
Finn: [Hearing the statement Alexis made earlier] "People get really good deals if they find, like, a dead body in the basement". The basement level in Dragons and Warriors is a prison filled with ghosts.
Curtis: Yeah, well, the basement in a real life is just a basement. You can do it.
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