The Watch

The Watch (2012)

12 quotes

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Bob: Singing was their hobby. Closing ass was their job.

Manfred: Neighborhood watch, what a fucking joke.

Bob: What the fuck is he doing here?
Evan: It's ok he saved us.
Franklin: Ya he came in here jackin' dicks left and right.

Bob: When are you gonna take the plunge and knock a few out?
Evan: Well, it's not that simple.
Bob: Well, it's about as simple as putting your dick in a vagina. You know what I mean? Make it happen.

Franklin: Fuckin' alien came on my face.

Franklin: Listen to my words, and hear his face.

Prom Date: Is it true your dad ripped off your last boyfriend's dick?
Chelsea: Yep.

Franklin: Pigs have uniforms, I think we should have uniforms too. Gotta match those fuckers on every level.

Jamarcus: Nice to meet you.
Manfred: Fuck you, curly.

Evan: Costco is for members only.

Continuity mistake: Evan arrives at Costco in a polo shirt. He sees the body, then cue music, and you see him driving away in a shirt and tie. (00:09:45)

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Suggested correction: I think the shirt and tie scene is a jump forward to Goosman's funeral.

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