Think Like a Man (2012)

Cedric: Mike, how old is your mom?
Michael: What?
Cedric: I'm not saying it like that. No, I am. I am. It's like that. Ms. Loretta, I'm ready for the rest of the tour.

Michael: Just don't want a relationship based on lies.
Cedric: That's marriage.

Jeremy: I want to be your wife and I want you to be my husband... so bad... so... Will you marry me?

Lauren: There is no such thing as a perfect man.

Mya: I don't go out with guys who don't open the door for me.
Zeke: Really?
Mya: Really.
Zeke: Seriously?
Mya: Yes. No he didn't.
Zeke: Gotcha.