Roache: So, you wanna double stuff that cookie with me?
Warren: This isn't the fucking ark, Diane! This is the Titanic! And there is not a life raft in sight.
Dodge: I just can't spend the last month of my life getting to know someone. It's ridiculous.
Diane: You don't like Karen?
Dodge: I couldn't possibly give a shit. I am not gonna sit across from someone and hear all their stories, even if she was someone I could be interested in, because I just... I'm not sure that the month between my wife leaving me and the end of the world sounds like good timing. Do you?
Penny: God, it's the end of the world, and I'm still 15 minutes late.
Frank: So, you're here to tell me all the things I did wrong?
Dodge: No, you know all the things you did wrong.
Dodge: Wow. You have a lot of guns, and a lot of potato chips.
Warren: Put on some Radiohead. I want to do heroin to Radiohead.