Best movie quotes of 2009

Movie Quote Quiz
He's Just Not That Into You picture

Gigi: Girls are taught a lot of stuff growing up. If a guy punches you he likes you. Never try to trim your own bangs and someday you will meet a wonderful guy and get your very own happy ending. Every movie we see, Every story we're told implores us to wait for it, the third act twist, the unexpected declaration of love, the exception to the rule. But sometimes we're so focused on finding our happy ending we don't learn how to read the signs. How to tell from the ones who want us and the ones who don't, the ones who will stay and the ones who will leave. And maybe a happy ending doesn't include a guy, maybe... It's you, on your own, picking up the pieces and starting over, freeing yourself up for something better in the future. Maybe the happy ending is... Just... Moving on. Or maybe the happy ending is this, knowing after all the unreturned phone calls, broken-hearts, through the blunders and misread signals, through all the pain and embarrassment you never gave up hope.

Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen picture

Megatron: Is the future of our race not worth a single human life?
Optimus Prime: You'll never stop at one... I'll take you all on!

Fast & Furious picture

Brian O'Conner: This is where my jurisdiction ends.
Dominic Toretto: And this is where mine begins.

Underworld: Rise of the Lycans picture

Janosh: We have all heard the stories. Look into his eyes! They are true! This place is cursed! They are no more human than the devils that invade our lands.
Viktor: If devils you call us, rest assured, better the devil you know.

500 Days of Summer picture

Tom: It's these cards and the movies and the pop songs, they're to blame for all lies and the heartache, everything.

Madea Goes to Jail picture

Dr. Phil: What is wrong with you? Why do you feel the need that you gotta "get" somebody all the time?
Madea: Well when you gettin' "got" and somebody done "got" you and you go "get" them, when you get 'em everybody's gon' get got.
Dr. Phil: Yeah but you're gettin' the gotters when they didn't do anything to even get you.
Madea: Yeah but if the gotters get me I'm gonna get my glock.

Coraline picture

Sweet Ghost Girl: Be clever miss. Even if you win she'll never let you go!

Hannah Montana: The Movie picture

Travis Brody: You and Miley pretty close?
Hannah Montana: You have no idea.

Sherlock Holmes picture

Irene Adler: Why are you always so suspicious?
Sherlock Holmes: Should I answer chronologically or alphabetically?

Zombieland picture

[Columbus sprays Tallahassee with perfume.]
Tallahassee: It's ok. But FYI, I beat wholesale ass for a lot less than that.

A Christmas Carol picture

Ebenezer Scrooge: What do you want with me?
Jacob Marley: You will be haunted by three spirits.
Ebenezer Scrooge: I'd rather not.

The Blind Side picture

Leigh Anne Touhy: If you so much as set foot downtown you will be sorry. I'm in a prayer group with the D.A., I'm a member of the NRA and I'm always packing.

17 Again picture

Ned: It's a classic transformation story. Are you now, or have you ever been, a Norse god, vampire, or time-traveling cyborg?
Mike: I've know you since what, first grade? I think that maybe I would have told you!
Ned: Vampire wouldn't tell. Cyborg wouldn't know.

The Hangover picture

Alan Garner: I shouldn't be here.
Doug Billings: Why is that, Alan?
Alan Garner: I'm not supposed to be within two hundred feet of a school... Or a Chuck E. Cheese.

Law Abiding Citizen picture

Clyde Shelton: I'm gonna pull the whole thing down. I'm gonna bring the whole fuckin' diseased, corrupt temple down on your head. It's gonna be biblical.

Inglourious Basterds picture

Lt. Aldo Raine: You probably heard we ain't in the prisoner-takin' business; we in the killin' Nazi business. Business is a-boomin'.

X-Men Origins: Wolverine picture

Stryker: Your country needs you!
Logan: I'm Canadian.

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2012 (2009)

2012 picture

President Thomas Wilson: Six months ago, I was made aware of a situation so devastating that, at first, I refused to believe it. However, through the concerted efforts of our brightest scientist, we have confirmed its validity. The world, as we know it, will soon come to an end.

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Avatar (2009)

Avatar picture

Neytiri: You have a strong heart. No fear... But stupid! Ignorant like a child!

The Proposal picture

Andrew Paxton: [as Margaret eventually climbs down a ladder.] Congratulations. I'm a hundred years old.

Star Trek picture

Leonard 'Bones' McCoy: Are you out of your Vulcan mind?

Angels & Demons picture

Richter: You said they'd be killed publicly.
Robert Langdon: Yes, revenge. For La Purga.
Richter: La Purga?
Robert Langdon: Oh geez, you guys don't even read your own history do you? 1668, the church kidnapped four Illuminati scientists and branded each one of them on the chest with the symbol of the cross. To 'purge' them of their sins and they executed them, threw their bodies in the street as a warning to others to stop questioning church ruling on scientific matters. They radicalized them. The Purga created a darker, more violent Illuminati, one bent on... On retribution.

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9 (2009)

9 picture

1: Sometimes one must be sacrificed.

Black Dynamite picture

Black Dynamite: Lemme speak to the man in charge.
Militant 2: Sarcastically, I'm in charge.

The Boondock Saints 2: All Saints Day picture

Connor MacManus: You ready for this shit, my dear brother?
Murphy MacManus: Let's do some gratuitous violence.

In the Loop picture

Malcolm Tucker: Fuckety-bye-bye then!

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Orphan (2009)

Orphan picture

Esther: I think people should always try to take the bad things that happen to them in their lives, and turn them into something good. Don't you?

The Invention of Lying picture

Anna McDoogles: I was just masturbating.
Mark Bellison: That... Makes me think of your vagina.

Paul Blart: Mall Cop picture

Paul Blart: Safety never takes a holiday.

Public Enemies picture

John Dillinger: They ain't tough enough, smart enough or fast enough. I can hit any bank I want, any time. They got to be at every bank, all the time.

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