Tiana: There is no way I'm kissing a frog and eating a bug in the same day.
Sam Cahill: I dunno who said "only the dead have seen the end of war." I have seen the end of war. The question is, can I live again?
Chev Chelios: [After catching Johnny Vang.] Did I just drop some change, or did I hear a chink?
Irene: I'm not a whore!
Frank the Trucker: [tossing her a $20 bill.] You are now!
Inspector Clouseau: Let me bring you up to speed... We know nothing. You are now up to speed.
Lord Melbourne: Your Highness, there's your opening if you'll take my advice...
Prince Albert: Lord Melbourne, forgive me but you seem to have confused me with a member of your club. I am not your drinking companion nor your whist partner. I am the husband of your sovereign. And as such, I will make my own decisions, and I neither seek nor invite your advice. Good evening.
The Missing Link: She's speechless.
B.O.B.: She"? It's a boy; look at his boobies!
The Missing Link: We need to have a talk.
General John Bell Hood: Venal and evil men are destroying the world you were born in. It's us against them my good friend. Don't compromise your principles or abandon your cause.
Earl Devereaux: Why can't you be more like my son, Cal?
Cal Deveraux: 'Sup.
Sid: I say "they're vegetarians, " you say "grrr." I say "can we talk about this?" you say "grrr." I don't call that good communication.
Momma: Grrrrrrr.
Malcolm Tucker: Fuckety-bye-bye then!
Connor Mead: Love is magic comfort food for the weak and uneducated!
Dr. Rick Marshall: If you don't make it, it's your own damn "vault." That's a bitch slap of truth right there.
Edward Cullen: I love you. You're my only reason to stay alive... If that's what I am.
Automated MNU Instructional Voice: When dealing with aliens, try to be polite, but firm. And always remember that a smile is cheaper than a bullet.
Clare Abshire: I wouldn't change one second of our life together.
George Lanter: I've been trying to kill myself all day!