Thomas Huxley: Mr Darwin, sir? Either you are being disingenuous or you do not fully understand your own theory. Evidently, what is true of the barnacle is true of all creatures, even humans. The Almighty can no longer claim to have authored every species in under a week. You've killed God, sir! You've killed God.
Therapist: It's like a little kid gets a puppy for the first time, just hugs it so much, snaps its neck. It's puppy cradle death syndrome. All that love is gonna snap that puppy.
Gavner Purl: There are no real generals left, hombre. You and I, we're the last of the Mo-Freakins.
Journalist: Many people said that you are an 'Ice Woman'.
Anna Wintour: Well, this week it was pretty cold, that's all I can say.
Michael Jackson: This is the moment. This is it.
Amelia Earhart: Who wants a life imprisoned in safety?
Abbey Tyler: The stuff that really shakes us.We seldom never see coming.
Arthur Lewis: Well, we'll always have Mars.
Miss Stubbs: You seem to be old and wise.
Jenny: I feel old. But not very wise.
Joann: Hi, I'm Joann, my favorite color is fluorescent beige. I'm already in the music business, shoot, I'm just here to get my GED.
Lem: Lem. Llllleeeeeemmmmmm.
Charles Baker: Either your name is Lem, or you want to mate with me. Houston, we have a little problem.
Luisa Contini: You're just an appetite, and if you stopped being greedy you'd die. You take everything, and I'm empty.
Luisa Contini: You know, I'm glad I came. I can see now... it's hopeless.
Budderball: I think we should lower the candy canes a little. They're kinda hard to... see.
Amy: I tell you the good news and spare you the bad. Isn't that what mom used to do for you when we were kids?
George: Looking in the mirror staring back at me isn't so much a face as the expression of a predicament.
Donnie: The Champ is going to kill me. There's no way I can get out of last place.
Tara: Donnie, he's not going to kill you.
Donnie: Didn't you hear? Last place is a broken rib sandwich.
Tara: Well, you see? Breaking your ribs won't kill you.
Edward Dalton: Welcome back to humanity. Now you get to die.
Nick Twisp and Francois Dillinger: I'm gonna wrap your legs around my head and wear you like the crown that you are.
Nick Twisp and Francois Dillinger: If that's OK with you.
Father MacAvoy: God, I need a drink.
Lai Lai Zhen: You drink too much, and your eyes give you away. You damage your liver.
Father MacAvoy: That's just perfect. That's just exactly what I need. Health advice from a hit man.