Best movie quotes of 2009

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The Last Station picture

Sofya Tolstaya: Oh, Leovochka, why do you insist on dressing like that?
Leo Tolstoy: What do you mean, like what?
Sofya Tolstaya: Like a man who looks after the sheep.
Leo Tolstoy: It wasn't meant to offend you.
Sofya Tolstaya: You're a count, for God's sake.

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The Tournament picture

Father MacAvoy: God, I need a drink.
Lai Lai Zhen: You drink too much, and your eyes give you away. You damage your liver.
Father MacAvoy: That's just perfect. That's just exactly what I need. Health advice from a hit man.

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Nine picture

Luisa Contini: You're just an appetite, and if you stopped being greedy you'd die. You take everything, and I'm empty.
Luisa Contini: You know, I'm glad I came. I can see now... it's hopeless.

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Book of Blood picture

Simon McNeal: There is something going on in this house, all right? The first time upstairs, yeah, I faked it. But the second time, that was real. That was something way beyond a few pieces of charcoal. Something way beyond what a guy in a lab coat will ever tell you.
Mary Florescu: I thought you were smarter than this, Simon. I thought, for a moment, you were for real.

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Futurama: Into the Wild Green Yonder picture

Philip J. Fry: Bite my shiny metal hat!

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The Taking of Pelham 123 picture

Ryder: Life is simple now. They just have to do what I say.

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Planet 51 picture

Lem: Lem. Llllleeeeeemmmmmm.
Charles Baker: Either your name is Lem, or you want to mate with me. Houston, we have a little problem.

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Wild Target picture

Rose: It's funny because yesterday I couldn't wait to get away and now I never want to leave.
Tony: What happened in between?
Rose: Just enough.

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The International picture

Louis Salinger: Sometimes you find your destiny on the road you took to avoid it.

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My Life in Ruins picture

Irv: I'm not a god. That's just a rumor my mother started.

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Love Happens picture

Eloise: Can I say something? And, and this comes from a place of total humility. With the acknowledgment that my life is a day-by-day experiment in... really bad decisions. But, er... you're really messed up.

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Old Dogs picture

Zach: I think "scat" is poop.
Dan: Really, son?
Zach: Yeah.
Charlie: You wiped poop on my face?
Dan: Yeah. Scat happens, man.

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A Prophet picture

Lattrache: What's your thing? How do you do it? What are you? A prophet or something?
Malik El Djebena: I did Reyeb.
Lattrache: Fuck, you've come a long way.

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Ed, Edd n Eddy's Big Picture Show picture

Eddy: Everyone loves us! We're finally in, baby.
Edd: And it took 130 episodes, 4 specials, and a movie, Eddy.

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Miss March picture

Horsedick.MPEG: When you give something to a bitch, they don't do nothin' but take. That's why I don't give 'em nothin' but the dick. 'Cause they can't take that away. You'll see. Tomorrow at the mansion I'ma run the train on seven, eight, nine, eleven o' them honeys! Ain't a Playmate there I ain't tagged yet.

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Bruno: How do you defend yourself against a man with a dildo?

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