Larry Daley: This is the Smithsonian! This is the big leagues!
Simon: I just play games, man. Games.
Humanz Brother: That's right. It is a game. You want to win it, don't you?
Simon: Yeah, I intend to.
Humanz Brother: Well then you need to cut your strings, puppet master. Imagine a Slayer who don't got to wait to be told what to do. No ping, ya dig?
Allan Baxter: This is unacceptable. I want that commander on report.
US Sub Captain: That commander just saved your ass.
Allan Baxter: Should have done so in a more timely manner.
Denis Cooverman: I'm sorry I'm so pathetic.
Beth Cooper: Let me tell you something. All boys are pathetic.
Denis Cooverman: Well, then I apologize on behalf of all boys. And sorry for all the wars and stuff.
Beth Cooper: You're funny.
Kate Fitzgerald: Do I look pretty, Daddy?
Needy Lesnicky: I thought you only murdered boys.
Jennifer Check: I go both ways.
Kristin: Would you rather be dead or live the rest of your life without your soul mate?
Gina: He's really hard to kill.
Babs Merrick: If he pulls this one off, I'll eat my own pussy.
Carol: Everyone with their little perspective. Perspective shuts out the universe, it keeps the love out.
Jennifer: You brought his insulin. I was gonna do it.
Sandino: Well, now you don't have to.
Jennifer: Why are you so nice to us?
Sandino: I don't understand that question.
Jennifer: You nice, why?
Sandino: Why not? You shold expect people to be nice to you. You shouldn't expect people to be mean.
Jennifer: Not in ths world.
Sandino: You get what you expect, right?
Jennifer: I guess.
Sandino: You do a great job with your brothers.
Jennifer: I'm all they got.
Ellie: Megan's alive, you guys.
Jessica: Ellie, you're being borderline retarded right now.
Mr. James Dowd: Everything you're ashamed of, all the parts of yourself that you keep secret, everything you want to change about yourself - it's who you are. That's your power. Deny it and you're nothing.
Jigsaw: You think it's the living who have the ultimate judgment over you, because the dead have no claim over your soul. But you may be mistaken.
Rabbi Nachtner: Sy Ableman was a serious man.
Dr. Parnassus: Percy, what would I do without you?
Percy: Get a midget.
Larry Hooper: Lieutenant Colonel Django used funds from the project's black budget to procure prostitutes...
Bill Django: That's a lie!
Larry Hooper: ...and to get drugs for himself and his men.
Bill Django: That... Well, the hooker thing is definitely a lie.
Terence McDonagh: You don't have a lucky crack pipe?