Best movie quotes of 2009

Frankie Stevens: You know, you say that one more time I will punch you in the nose.
Mac Thompkins: Been a while since I fought a woman.

Angus: What about this? What about this situation right here? Can't fuck your way out of this one, can you Mark?

Diana Whelan: What happens when the numbers run out?

Hutch: Nobody calls Han Solo a bitch!

Verona De Tessant: You told her I have a tilted uterus?
Burt Farlander: I don't know. Maybe it was my mom. Is your tilted uterus a secret?
Verona De Tessant: Yes, my tilted uterus is a fucking secret.
Burt Farlander: Oh, really, you fucking bitch? Your tilted uterus is a motherfucking secret? Well, fuck you.

Lillith Sullivan: Number 12, I worry about what's going to happen. Yes or no?
Douglas J. Ames: You want me to answer that?
Lillith Sullivan: Yes or no.
Douglas J. Ames: No.
Lillith Sullivan: That should be a yes.

Oliver: Wow, from here it kinda looks like you're wearing a stryper T-shirt.
Bliss Cavendar: Stryper? Yeah, 80's christian heavy metal. I mean in the name of jesus we rock.

Sarge 'Nicotine' Crocket: Where's Cisco?
Tomboy: He's... in heaven... telling the Virgin Mary he can change her life.

Mary Horowitz: It's like taking 10 friends on a camping trip.

Pamela Voorhees: Did you know a young boy drowned here? He was my son. And today, is his birthday.

Banksy: It could be worse.
Neil: How many fingers am I holding up?
Banksy: Uh.
Neil: How could this get any worse?

Laurie Strode: I'm not me.
Mya Rockwell: Who are you, then?
Laurie Strode: I'm Michael Myers' sister.

Jim McCrea: Is he dead?
Michael McCrea: Man, what the fuck do you think?
Jim McCrea: What do I think? I think you need to dispose of the body.
Michael McCrea: The wise man advises. You gonna help?
Jim McCrea: I wouldn't be makin' the suggestion otherwise.

Therapist: It's like a little kid gets a puppy for the first time, just hugs it so much, snaps its neck. It's puppy cradle death syndrome. All that love is gonna snap that puppy.

Teddy: Man, this whole town is dead.
Mia: Oh my God. Maybe this is like "The Sixth Sense" and we're the ones who are really dead.
Nadine: You know what, Mia? I've been holding something back all night, so I'm gonna go ahead and say it now: That doesn't make any sense, you stupid bitch.

Edward Dalton: Welcome back to humanity. Now you get to die.

Master Roshi: In an ancient time, Earth was nearly destroyed. Not by man, but by Gods from the sky.

Sofya Tolstaya: Oh, Leovochka, why do you insist on dressing like that?
Leo Tolstoy: What do you mean, like what?
Sofya Tolstaya: Like a man who looks after the sheep.
Leo Tolstoy: It wasn't meant to offend you.
Sofya Tolstaya: You're a count, for God's sake.

Lord Henry Wotton: There's no shame in pleasure. Man just wants to be happy. But society wants him to be good. And when he's good, he's rarely happy. When he's happy, he's always good.

Rabbi Zimmerman: We are animals, Professor Kincaid... with brains that trick us into thinking we aren't.