George Lanter: I've been trying to kill myself all day!
Nick: There's gonna be a huge crash!
Hunt Wynorski: Of course there's a crash, there's always a crash!
Hunt Wynorski: We just lost one hot MILF!
Hunt Wynorski: That's a lot of tampons for one woman.





Suggested correction: Nonsense. Not all can be put out with water, some can.
If you did research on fires you will see that putting water on chemical fires makes it spread. Gasoline and oil float to the surface of the water and continue to burn.