Dr. Cockroach, Ph.D.: I'm not a quack. I'm a mad scientist.
Gallaxhar: Humans of Earth, my quest has lead me to your planet. Give it to me now! You should, in no way, take any of this personally. It's just business. Gallaxhar out.
News reporter: Once again, a UFO has landed in America, the only country UFOs ever seem to land in.
The President of the United States: Boys, set the terror level at code brown, 'cause I need to change my pants.
The President of the United States: Somebody think of something, and think of it fast!