Principal Jane Masterson: You can plunder my dungeon anytime.
Ned Gold: I'll bring my longbow.
Ned Gold: I think our hands just made a baby.
Ned Gold: You look like a douche.
Mike O'Donnell: I do not look like a douche.
Guy from school: What a douche.
Ned Gold: What are you eating?
Mike O'Donnell: I don't even know, all I know is that I'm hungry...[squirts Cheez-Whiz into his mouth.]...all the time.