17 Again

Ned: It's a classic transformation story. Are you now, or have you ever been, a Norse god, vampire, or time-traveling cyborg?
Mike: I've know you since what, first grade? I think that maybe I would have told you!
Ned: Vampire wouldn't tell. Cyborg wouldn't know.

Add time

Principal Jane Masterson: You can plunder my dungeon anytime.
Ned Gold: I'll bring my longbow.

Add time

Mike O' Donnell: When you're young everything feels like the end of the world. But it's not; it's just the beginning. You might have to meet a few more jerks, but one day you're gonna meet a boy who treats you the way you deserve to be treated. Like the sun rises and sets with you.

Add time

Ned: Busted for fighting, nice! Who won?
Mike: Oh, it was pretty even.
Ned: Really? 'Cause on YouTube it kinda looked like you got your ass kicked.

Add time

Ned Gold: Soooo, what did we learn in school today?
Mike O' Donnell: That I'm a bad dad.

Add time

Ned Gold: I think our hands just made a baby.

Add time

Ned Gold: You look like a douche.
Mike O'Donnell: I do not look like a douche.
Guy from school: What a douche.

Add time

Ned Gold: What are you eating?
Mike O'Donnell: I don't even know, all I know is that I'm hungry...[squirts Cheez-Whiz into his mouth.]...all the time.

Add time

Mike O' Donnell: And the 3rd rule, Stan has a small weener.

Add time

More movie quotes

Share

Follow

Join the mailing list