Principal Jane Masterson: You can plunder my dungeon anytime.
Ned Gold: I'll bring my longbow.
Mike O' Donnell: When you're young everything feels like the end of the world. But it's not; it's just the beginning. You might have to meet a few more jerks, but one day you're gonna meet a boy who treats you the way you deserve to be treated. Like the sun rises and sets with you.
Ned: It's a classic transformation story. Are you now, or have you ever been, a Norse god, vampire, or time-traveling cyborg?
Mike: I've know you since what, first grade? I think that maybe I would have told you!
Ned: Vampire wouldn't tell. Cyborg wouldn't know.
Mike O' Donnell: And the 3rd rule, Stan has a small weener.
Ned: Busted for fighting, nice! Who won?
Mike: Oh, it was pretty even.
Ned: Really? 'Cause on YouTube it kinda looked like you got your ass kicked.
Ned Gold: Soooo, what did we learn in school today?
Mike O' Donnell: That I'm a bad dad.
Ned Gold: I think our hands just made a baby.
Ned Gold: You look like a douche.
Mike O'Donnell: I do not look like a douche.
Guy from school: What a douche.
Ned Gold: What are you eating?
Mike O'Donnell: I don't even know, all I know is that I'm hungry...[squirts Cheez-Whiz into his mouth.]...all the time.
Answer: I've not seen the movie, but an ex-wife would be closer to her ex-husband than a coach to his old student, no matter how good.
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