Margaret Tate: If you touch my ass one more time I will cut your balls off in your sleep, okay?
Andrew Paxton: [as Margaret eventually climbs down a ladder.] Congratulations. I'm a hundred years old.
Grandma Annie: Do you prefer Margaret or "Satan's Mistress"?
Andrew Paxton: Margaret, will you marry me? Because I'd like to date you.
Andrew Paxton: You can do this, but that would require you to stop snacking on children while they dream.