Lilo: It's sandwich day. Every Thursday I give Pudge the Fish a peanut butter sandwich. But, today we were out of peanut butter. I asked my sister what to give him and she said a tuna sandwich. I can't give Pudge tuna! Do you know what tuna is? IT'S FISH! If I gave Pudge tuna, I'd be an abomination! I'm late because I had to go to the store and get peanut butter cause all we have is...is. Stinking tuna...Pudge controls the weather.
Austin Powers: Mole! Bloody mole! We aren't supposed to talk about the bloody mole, but there's a bloody mole winking me in the face! I want to cut it off, chop it off, and make guacaMOLE!
Uncle Vernon: And Dudley, you will be?
Dudley Dursley: I'll be waiting to open the door.
Uncle Vernon: Excellent. And you?
Harry: I'll be in my bedroom, making no noise and pretending that I don't exist.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: [To Anakin.] Why do I get the feeling you're going to be the death of me?
Bernard: Curtis, you're 900 years old. Grow up.
Uber-Morlock: You built your time machine because of Emma's death. If she had lived, it would never have existed. So how could you use your machine to go back to save her?
Fernand: You pleased me some of the time.
Mercedes: You never pleased me.
Connor Rooney: I can look after myself.
Frank Nitti: No, you can't! This is the point. You're a big baby who doesn't know his thumb from his dick.
Spirit: There was no end to the strange ways on the two-leggeds.
Jason Bourne: How could I forget about you? You're the only person I know.
James Bond: Vodka martini, plenty of ice... If you can spare it.
Dodge: You want to build a raft?
Greer: I wanna build a raft.
Gary Giggles: Remember, an agent is only as good as his gadgets.
Snowbell: You've got guts, kid! And you've got spunk! Not to mention moxy! You've got guts, spunk, and moxy.
Meowth: There they go. All we gotta do is follow them on top of them rooftops.
James: Well, I used to be quite a good gymnast.
Jessie: This is our big chance, I could almost taste it! Are you ready?
James: Yeah.
Numérobis: Raté, vous nous avez raté! Eh les romains, vous êtes des romaines .
Marty Wolf: First lesson in Hollywood, sweetheart: Always get it in writing.
Doctor Doppler: Just wait until we tell your mother about this! Of course, we may downplay the life-threatning parts.