XXX (2002)

Yelena: Xander? Remember what I told you before, when you kissed me?
Xander Cage: Never again?
Yelena: I lied.

Gibbons: Do we want to drop another mouse in the snake pit or do we want to send our own snake and let him crawl in?

Gibbons: You've passed the test. The Gibbons Test.

J.J.: So you need to go to Pago Pago or something. Get a couple of girls, do them all. I don't care. Go on vacation.
Xander Cage: It's Bora Bora, J.

Xander Cage: I live for this shit.

Xander Cage: Look who it is. Frankenstein. Uncuff me so I can beat the shit out of you.
Gibbons: Relax, X, you just graduated at the head of your class.

Gibbons: I gave you an order.
Xander Cage: And I followed that order. You said, 'Go home, Triple X.' That means stay, doesn't it?

Xander Cage: Koyla, Yorgi's younger brother, happens to be an action sports fanatic. So naturally, he's a fan. But, when you kill a bottle of Vodka in three swigs, and you're gonna talk too much.

Xander Cage: I've been risking my life for a lot of stupid reasons. This is the first one that makes sense to me.

Milan Sova: First you set me up in the bar. Then you shoot me in the back.
Xander Cage: My boss does it to me. I did it to you. It's a vicious circle.

Yorgi: Now that business is over, we party.
Kolya: Bitches, come.

Xander Cage: My kind of people would say, "Kiss my ass, Scarface."

Gibbons: So, what's it going to be, Triple X? You want to get on a plane, or is "Kiss my ass, Scarface" your final answer?

Toby Lee Shavers: I've always wanted to say this. Fire in the hole.

Xander Cage: You're in the Xander Zone.

Xander Cage: Been in any diners lately?

Yelena: Do you know what a wire transfer is?
Xander Cage: Is she for real. Sweetheart is there anything else you need to do, let us big boys have a conversation.
Yelena: Conversation. A word with four syllables. Do you want some ice before your brain overheats.
Xander Cage: Ice. Yeah, you could chisel some off your heart, if you could find it.

Xander Cage: Is this guy gonna hump my leg or what?

Xander Cage: Ya know, if you're gonna send someone to save the world, make sure they like it the way it is.

Viktor: Find him fast. Kill him slow.