Best comedy movie quotes of 1997

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Money Talks picture

Franklin Hatchett: You know guns don't kill people, stupid motherfuckers with guns kill people.

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Ernie: He's Hitler with a tail. He's "The Omen" with whiskers. Even Nostradamus didn't see him coming.

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Alyssa: Can men fuck each other?
Banky Edwards: Are you asking for my permission?

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Seth Warner: I am not crazy. I know the difference between bad luck and divine inspiration.

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Horse: No-one said anything to me about the full monty.

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Chad: Never trust anything that can bleed for a week and not die.

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Lorelei 'Lori': Are you going to bring me that martini, or do I have to suck it out of the glass from here?

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Agnes Stouffer: If you boys have been throwing any more firecrackers in my pool again, I'm gonna beat your butts until your nose bleeds.

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Rushon: Hey Bunz, you got any condoms?
Bunz: Stardate 2102: I'm without contraceptives, so please... leave me the fk alone.

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Caliph's brother: Thoughts have wings. No one can prevent them from flying.

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Mavis LaBreche: I need a crap and a nap and I don't need an audience!"

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Referee #1: Ain't no rules says a dog can't play basketball.
Coach: This is a joke, I mean dogs don't play basketball!
Chaney: What's the matter, afraid your team might get beat by a dog?
Coaches: Put him in.

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Harry Block: And then, after their child was born, she became what he called "Jewish with a Vengeance."

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Eddie Izzard: Glorious picture

Eddie: I like my women like I like my coffee... covered in beeees.

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Jimmy Nova: Wanna know what a cockroach is called in Algeria?
Montello Hungry: Why the fuck would someone want to know that?

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Lt. Brutus: Mr. Bean, are you presently on any kind of medication?
Mr. Bean: Not that I know of.
Lt. Brutus: You certainly could use some.

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