Wallace: Sorry I get a little bit insensitive, but I'm a hitman.
James Ritchie: Am I talking to an actor now, or a human being?
Chief Insp. Cockburn: Neither sir, I'm a policeman.
Lorelei 'Lori': Are you going to bring me that martini, or do I have to suck it out of the glass from here?
Lorelei 'Lori': What are you? C.I.A., Mafia?
Wallace: Was that a tear? How do you people do it? Do you poke yourself in the eye? Or are you thinking right now "My dog is dead"?
Lorelei 'Lori': What's the matter with you? Are you enjoying this?
Wallace: Enormously!"My dog... is dead."
Wallace: She told me about the letters.
Gilbert Embleton: Letters? What letters?
Wallace: The letters. She told me about them. I know all about the letters. How do you think I know? She told me. That's how I found out.