Lesly: Does this happen a lot?
Jackie-O: Every goddamned hurricane.
Joe Ross: You could call me Joe.
Susan Ricci: Yeah, long as I didn't take that as inducement to, you know, further intimacy.
Ed Lautner: Uh excuse me, do you mind if we drop you off on the freeway, we're in kind of a hurry?
Dexter 'Dex' Strang: Whatever.
Boris Pochenko: Do I not intimidate you at all?
Joy Miller: Is one of your sideburns longer than the other?
Gilbert Bates: Yo, I'm Gilbert. This summer, my parents shipped me off to camp. I caught impetigo. And when I got back, my dad had moved out. Only since then he moved back, but he's still sleepin' in my room and he's sleeping on the couch.
Stanley Motss: This is politics at its finest.
Murray: One wish per customer and no wishes for more wishes. They plugged that loophole up years ago. In past years there were abuses.
Blake Allen: I think words are not serving me well at all.
Eddie: I like my women like I like my coffee... covered in beeees.
Bobby Brahms: So, is he attractive?
Arthur Pape: I'm not supposed to notice these things, but I believe the word is "hot."
Kirk: If you see them, you tell them that I love them very much and I want to see them again and that they are very nice, very attractive boys.
Steve: Who says we want what we think we want? We want what we think we are supposed to want? Like what the books tell us to want. And the movies. That's what I wanted. Happy. Happy, happy, happy. Shit like that, ok? We didn't get that. That's the end of that. Ok? It's not... the end of us. It's the end of a dream, that's all. You wake up in the morning, the dream's over, so what? We're still here.
Harry's Sister: You never forgave him because you thought he was a bad father.
Harry Block: He was.
Harry's Sister: Thanks for stopping by.
Chris 'Q' Todd: One word: forget it.
Kenny: I'm gonna call the Ghostbusters on your ass.
Jimmy Nova: Wanna know what a cockroach is called in Algeria?
Montello Hungry: Why the fuck would someone want to know that?
Dr. Butz: When those lawyers start crawling all over you, that's when you know you're a doctor.
Maggie: I don't want him back, I just want him vaporized, extinguished! When I'm done with him, he'll be just a twitching little stain on the floor.
Andy McDermott: Great. Come to Paris and check out les drains.