The Full Monty

The Full Monty (1997)

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Police Inspector: So your daddy dances in front of you, does he?
Nathan: Only when he's rehearsing.

Gaz: Told 'ya, robbing pipes, that's all.
Police officer: Gary, my friend, no bugger robs pipes in the buff.
Gaz: We do. Don't get your clothes dirty, do you?
Police officer: Oh well, don't fret, gents. There's a right good laundry in Wakefield Prison.

Dave: We want to know about dancing that's all.
Gerald Arthur Cooper: Dancers have coordination, skill, timing, fitness, and grace. Take a long, hard look in the mirror.

Gaz: Y' know Dave, it's a thought.
Gerald: Ha! I could just see Little and Large prancing around Sheffield with their widges hanging out. Now that would be worth 10 quid.
Gaz: Don't be so bloody daft. We were just saying.
Gerald: Widges on parade! Bring your own microscope.

Gaz: I need an audience.
Dave: You need a doctor.

Gaz: So, uh, Horse... What can you do?
Horse: I dunno, really... Let's see, there's the, uh... The bump, the stomp, the bus stop... Me breakdancing days are probably over, but there's always the funky chicken.

Dave: The less I eat, the fatter I get.
Lomper: So stuff yourself and get thin.

Gaz: Oh, fucking hell, Nath! They're 20 quid each them.

Dole Clerk: Have you been actively looking for work in the last fortnight?
Horse: Yes.
Dole Clerk: Have you done any work, paid or unpaid in the last fortnight?
Horse: No.
Dole Clerk: That's not what I've heard.

Gerald Arthur Cooper: Fat, David, is a feminist issue.
Dave: Well, what's that supposed to mean, when it's at home?
Gerald Arthur Cooper: I don't bloody know, do I? But it is.

Horse: No, but... what I mean to say is... my willy.
Lomper: Your willy? My willy.

Gaz: I've got a degree in ass wiggling, mate.

Horse: No-one said anything to me about the full monty.

Dave: Anti-wrinkle cream there may be, but anti-fat-bastard cream there is not.

Continuity mistake: At the end of the dress rehearsal, when the policeman looks around the corner, someone's shirt appears on the armrest of Nathe's chair. (01:01:40)

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Question: Why does the alarm go off when Dave puts the Pick-n-Mix in his mouth and then stop when he steps on it?

Answer: It's a sight gag. Dave's essentially stealing the candy, so the alarm goes off. When he crushes it, the alarm stops. It wouldn't really happen, but it's funny that the alarm stops when he removes the candy.

ChiChi

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