Ben Chapelski: To the Orgazmobile.
Joe Young: What?
Ben Chapelski: My Buick Century.
Joe Young: We're from The Church of Jesus Christ.
Old Lady: Oh, the Mormons?
Joe Young: That's right. I'm elder Young and this is elder White.
Old Lady: Well, you two boys can just fuck right off.
Joe Young: Ma'am?
Old Lady: You heard me. Take that book of Mormons and shove it so far up your righteous asses that you choke, you soul soliciting pigfuckers.
Dave the Lighting Guy: Dude, I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin', but I think you got a hot ass.
Joe Young: Thanks.
Maxxx Orbison: Bring me my stunt cock.
Dave the Lighting Guy: Say, have you seen that movie Clash of the Titans?
Joe Young: Oh yeah, the greek mythology.
Dave the Lighting Guy: Hey, I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin', but I think unicorns are kick ass.
Ben Chapelski: Whoa! dvda shot! So, you up for some sushi?
Dave the Lighting Guy: I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin', but I think Depeche Mode is a sweet band.
Joe Young: They want me to do a sequel.
Lisa: A sequel, to "Death of a Salesman"? Doesn't he die at the end of the first?
Joe Young: Yes, but he has a twin brother, and he wants revenge.
Lisa: Revenge? But, doesn't he kill himself?
Joe Young: No, no, that's what you were led to believe. He was killed by the C.I.A for selling smack... to Nazis.
Lisa: Wow.
Answer: He means physically messed up. Emotional scars won't show up on camera, but a broken nose or a black eye would.
Gary O'Reilly