Howard Howe: Your life as you knew it is over, Mr. Bryton. So if you wish to continue living, you will be a walrus, or you'll be nothing at all.
Father Perez: The loveliest masterpiece of the heart of God is the heart of a mother.
Kaylie Russell: I found it.
Tim Russell: What do you mean?
Kaylie Russell: We only have few days.
Tim Russell: A few days for what?
Kaylie Russell: To keep our promise. And kill it.
Sue Snell: Don't hurt me, Carrie!
Carrie White: Why not? I've been hurt my whole life!
Tucker: Bring it.
Newscaster: Incoming reports show this year's Purge has been the most succesful to date, with the most murders committed.
Lindsay Lohan: I'm gonna blow you across the room.
Charlie Sheen: Sounds awesome.
Count Dracula: Sleep well, Mr. Harker.
Alice: Hey, boys. Is that any way to treat a lady?
Mike Anderson: Pushers get pushed. It's a sad fact of life, but that's how it is. Pushers get pushed.
Susie Salmon: My name is Salmon, like the fish. First name, Susie. I was fourteen years old when I was murdered on December 6th,1973. I wasn't gone. I was alive in my own perfect world. But in my heart, I knew it wasn't perfect. My murderer still haunted me. My father had the pieces but he couldn't make them fit. I waited for justice but justice did not come.
George Lanter: I've been trying to kill myself all day!
Edward Cullen: I love you. You're my only reason to stay alive... If that's what I am.
Irene: I'm not a whore!
Frank the Trucker: [tossing her a $20 bill.] You are now!
Amanda Dunfrey: I just want you to know that it's okay... being scared. And, well, if you need a friend, someone to talk too.
Mrs. Carmody: I have a friend. God, up above. I talk to him everyday. Don't you condescend me.
Amanda Dunfrey: I'm sorry?
Mrs. Carmody: Not ever. You don't mock me.
Amanda Dunfrey: That's not what I was doing.
Mrs. Carmody: I'll tell you what. The day I need a friend like you, I'll just have myself a little squat and shit one out.
Vincent Smith: I'm the biggest hypocrite of them all. My meats... I used preservatives.
Mr.Tako: King Kong can't make a monkey out of us.