Jerry: You bit off more then you can chew.
Ed: It's too late, man. I told people what you are. You've been made.
Jerry: And you think anyone's actually going to believe you?
Ed: No, No. Don't play that crap. Don't play that mind shit with me. I'm serious. Try me.
Jerry: Okay. You said you're glad you're different.
Ed: Get back!
Jerry: How can you be in a place like this? These people. Even your best friend did nothing to help.
Ed: No.
Jerry: You were born for this and you know it. It's a gift.
[Jerry bites Ed.]
Adam Finch: So, I'm gonna die because I floss?
Peter: Man, you've really grown up.
Max: You get to be awake this time. This time, you get to remember.
Fred's Dad: You can't see me.
Fred Figglehorn: Yes I can.
Fred's Dad: Oh.
Joseph Crone: What does it say about me that I find it much easier to believe in the Devil than I do in God?
Robert Mallory: There have been other sightings. The boys believe.
Florence Cathcart: Boys believe in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy. I'm sure some of them even believe in God.
Blake: What are all these sharks doing here?
Nick: I dunno. Maybe someone put them there.
Skyler: How'd you come up with that?
Sean: I don't know. Shark Week.