Billie227: Can someone please explain the rules to Laura?
Adam Sewell: Why don't you explain to her, you GAY MAN.
Howard Howe: Your life as you knew it is over, Mr. Bryton. So if you wish to continue living, you will be a walrus, or you'll be nothing at all.
Papillon: It wasn't my fault.
Edward Newgate: You're mad!
Silas Lamb: We're all mad Dr. Newgate. Some are simply not mad enough to admit it.
Alex: You know we'll be lucky to see anything bigger than a chipmunk, right?
Father Perez: The loveliest masterpiece of the heart of God is the heart of a mother.
The Mayor: Listen, Fin, we need your help.
Fin Shepard: I just gotta get my family to safety.
The Mayor: Of course, of course. Whatever you need, you're the expert.
Fin Shepard: Well, last time that happened, it didn't go so well. As a matter of fact, Los Angeles didn't really appreciate it.
The Mayor: Well this is the Big Apple, Fin. When something bites us, we bite back.
Amy: No, I'm more of a cake and cadavers kind of gal.
Hugh: It could look like someone you know or it could be a stranger in a crowd. Whatever helps it get close to you.
Dr. Duncan Hume: This is such a one-horse town.
Six: And now it's a pale fucking horse.
Carrie Dollanganger: Maybe that's why I'm so small. Not from the attic, but from what our parents did.
Cathy: We are not the sins of our parents.
Zach Orfman: Oh, everything's great. Beth's alive and it was all just one big hoax. So, just forget about it.
Judy Orfman: Well, I don't think that's funny.
Zach Orfman: Yeah, well, I don't either.
Rusty Nail: Learned that from a hockey ninja.
The Babadook: You can bring me the boy.
Prof. Edgar Solomon: A bear taking a dump asked a rabbit, "Does shit stick to your fur as a habit?" "Of course not," said the hare, "It's really quite rare," so the bear wiped his ass with the rabbit. There once was a lady named Dot who lived off pig shit and snot. When she ran out of these, she ate the green cheese... that she grew on the sides... of her twat.
Dennis: Kylie, it is the drugs you have not taken that concern me the most.
Kylie Bucknell: What are you talking about?
Dennis: A year ago you were diagnosed as bipolar.
Kylie Bucknell: Yeah, to get in the sickness benefit. Everyone does it.
Dennis: Going off your medication can be very dangerous.
Kylie Bucknell: Dennis, I think you will find my mental state is pretty sound compared to the maniac that is living in our fucking walls.
Phillip: You know, killing a young woman is a wonderful way to create a ghost.