Burying the Ex (2014) quotes

Evelyn: You broke my heart.
Max: I know, but it's not beating anymore.

Max: You ate Travis. You ate my brother.
Evelyn: Half brother, Max.

Max: She's back, she's dead, and she thinks we're still dating.

Evelyn: Werewolves and vampires and zombies, they're figments, Max. They're not real.

Travis: I think this is expired.
Max: Twinkies don't expire.
Travis: Yeah they do. Every 4 weeks.
Max: Really?
Travis: Then they get good again.

Evelyn: If I kill you, then we can live happily ever after.

Evelyn: Can't we just go back to the way things were?
Max: You're dead to me.

Max: I'll let Evelyn eat me, turn me into one of the living dead, and we can rot unhappily ever after.

Olivia: Green, eco-friendly zone.

Olivia: So I took off all of my clothes, and I stood right in front of him, and I said, "you either pick Jesus, or you pick me." He picked Jesus.