Games Master WooTan Yu: At the end of the Kentucky derby, do you think horses get a prize?
Dean: The world is perfect. Appreciate the details.
Burt Gummer: Take a couple tablespoons of cement, and harden the hell up!
Dr. Eric Price: I do not believe in anything I cannot see or study.
Odd Thomas: Have I ever told you you've got a lot of issues?
Stormy Llewellyn: I'm a woman. We all have issues. It's what keeps us interesting and you men interested.
Odd Thomas: Oh, yeah. It's what keeps us crazy and die younger.
Stormy Llewellyn: Do you love me?
Odd Thomas: I love you more than life itself.
Stormy Llewellyn: See? It's working.
Alex: You know we'll be lucky to see anything bigger than a chipmunk, right?
Lina Zander: Doris! Are you there? Are you there?
Doris Zander: Yes.
Ed Warren: Come on, Bill. You're not a psychiatrist, and we're not here to talk about my father. What do you say we get down to business?
Edward Newgate: You're mad!
Silas Lamb: We're all mad Dr. Newgate. Some are simply not mad enough to admit it.
Greta Evans: You wouldn't hurt me, would you, Brahms?
Edith Cushing: You're monsters. Both of you.
Lucille Sharpe: Funny. That's the last thing Mother said, too.
Louis: Bitch, you barkin' up the wrong fucking tree. I'm from Oakland, ho. I know two ghetto ass hoes when I see 'em.
Dracula: You shall pay, black prince. I shall place a curse of suffering on you that will doom you to a living hell. I curse you with my name. You shall be... Blacula.
The Breather: [On the phone.] I'm gonna kill next at the football game. Click.
Ms. Van Dyke: Did you hang up?
The Breather: No, I just said "click."
Amy: No, I'm more of a cake and cadavers kind of gal.
Howard Howe: Your life as you knew it is over, Mr. Bryton. So if you wish to continue living, you will be a walrus, or you'll be nothing at all.
Father Perez: The loveliest masterpiece of the heart of God is the heart of a mother.