Edith Cushing: You're monsters. Both of you.
Lucille Sharpe: Funny. That's the last thing Mother said, too.
Tucker: Bring it.
Maid: He's crazy.
Martin: They're all crazy. They're all crazy except you and me. Sometimes I have my doubts about you.
Maid: Yes.
Father Perez: The loveliest masterpiece of the heart of God is the heart of a mother.
Sue Snell: Don't hurt me, Carrie!
Carrie White: Why not? I've been hurt my whole life!
Doctor Waldman: You have created a monster, and it will destroy you.
Ron Grady: So, what about you and that rich babe you've been cruising to school with every day.
Jesse Walsh: What about her?
Ron Grady: Are you mounting her nightly or what?
Katherine: It's not unusual for a child to create an imaginary friend.
Woman: What's a mother to do? Lazy brat sits in her room all day, sewing dolls. Children misbehaving in the basement! And one in the wall, doing his business God knows where. You kids will be the death of me... the death of me.
Ed Warren: Come on, Bill. You're not a psychiatrist, and we're not here to talk about my father. What do you say we get down to business?
Bernadette 'Bernie' Walsh: This is sick, Helen! This isn't one of your fairytales, a woman got killed here.
Scott 'Scotty' Braddock: I'm serious... You want to play cock of the walk, bro?
Deaundre 'Double D' Davis: Why do I think you want to call me something else? You want to call me something else, Scotty? 'Cause I don't think you get it. I can see you thinking it, whether you say it or not.
Mr.Tako: King Kong can't make a monkey out of us.
Lindsay Lohan: I'm gonna blow you across the room.
Charlie Sheen: Sounds awesome.
Pete: Bingo... Did you say bingo like the game in church basements?
Beaver: Well there's trim there.
Pete: Oh, Beaver.
Papillon: It wasn't my fault.
Elvira: I'd bend over backwards. I'd bend over forwards.
Irene: I'm not a whore!
Frank the Trucker: [tossing her a $20 bill.] You are now!