Quotes from Emma Stone movies and TV shows

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Cab driver: It's Spider-Man!
Gwen Stacy: Stop the cab.
Cab driver: Lady, I ain't even moving!

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Gwen Stacy: How did you get up here?
Peter Parker: The fire escape.
Gwen Stacy: That's twenty stories.
Peter Parker: Your doorman's intimidating.

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Peter Parker: I've got to stop him, because I created him.
Gwen Stacy: That's not your job...
Peter Parker: Maybe it is.

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Hannah: I'm here to bang the hot guy who hit on me at the bar.
Jacob: Jacob.
Hannah: Jacob! Sorry, Jacob...
Jacob: Do people still say "bang"?
Hannah: I do. And we're gonna bang!

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Hannah: Will you take off your shirt... Fuck! Seriously? It's like you're Photoshopped!

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Guy: I call them shoes.
Eep: I LOVE them! Where are my feet?
Guy: Don't worry! They're still there.

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Grug: Three days is not forever!
Eep: It is with this family.

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Eep: This is good... What do you call this?
Grug: I call it... A hug. Because it rhymes with Grug; but you can always change it if you don't like it.
Eep: No, I like it.

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Olive Penderghast: Whatever happened to chivalry? Does it only exist in 80's movies? I want John Cusack holding a boombox outside my window. I wanna ride off on a lawnmower with Patrick Dempsey. I want Jake from Sixteen Candles waiting outside the church for me. I want Judd Nelson thrusting his fist into the air because he knows he got me. Just once I want my life to be like an 80's movie, preferably one with a really awesome musical number for no apparent reason. But no, no, John Hughes did not direct my life.

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Marianne: There's a higher power that will judge you for your indecency.
Olive Penderghast: Tom Cruise?

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Brandon: Do you wanna go out with me?
Olive Penderghast: Brandon, just a couple of hours ago you told me you were gay.
Brandon: You said I should pretend to be straight.
Olive Penderghast: I didn't mean with me!
Brandon: I am tormented every day at school. Just one good, imaginary fling.

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Rhiannon: You're being pretty cavalier about this. Aren't you supposed to be eternally in love with him and shit?
Olive Penderghast: Yes... I believe so, if I was the Gossip Girl in Sweet Valley of the Traveling Pants.

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Rosemary: I had a similar situation when I was your age. I had a horrible reputation.
Olive Penderghast: Why?
Rosemary: Because I slept with a whole bunch of people. Mostly guys.
Olive Penderghast: Mom!

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Olive Penderghast: That's the one thing that trumps religion... Capitalism.

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Olive Penderghast: The rumors of my promiscuity have been greatly exaggerated.

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Olive Penderghast: I really like this guy, and I might even lose my virginity to him. I dunno when it'll happen. It might be five minutes from now, or tonight, or six months from now, or maybe on our wedding night, but the really amazing thing is, it is nobody's goddamn business.

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Nina: Perhaps you should embroider a red "A" on your wardrobe, you abominable tramp.
Olive Penderghast: Perhaps you should get a wardrobe, you abominable twat.

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Olive Penderghast: I just thought of the funniest thing. My name is an anagram for "I love."

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Grace Faraday: Where have you been all my miserable life?
Sgt. Jerry Wooers: Drinking.
Grace Faraday: That's no profession.

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Sgt. Jerry Wooters: Don't go.
Grace Faraday: Don't let me.

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