Jerry Wooters: Sarge, the whole town is under water, and you're grabbing a bucket when you should be grabbing a bathing suit.
Jerry Wooters: Playing hot potato with a grenade isn't much of a strategy.
John O'Mara: I'm going after Mickey Cohen, and I need a gun-hand.
Max Kennard: Well, do you know it, I just happen to have one.
Max Kennard: Christmas Ramirez is all right if you're a burlesque dancer, but I keep on telling him, it's no kind of name for a lawman.
Officer Coleman Harris: I always knew I'd die in Burbank.