John 'Woody' Woodside: I may not be the original owner of your heart, but I am the better owner and a much healthier option too.
Carson Welch: The future isn't just something that happens. It's a brutal force with a great sense of humor that will steamroll you if you're not watching.
Brian Gilcrest: In any of its many forms, I have found that nothing beats fun.
Allison Ng: And here I am complaining about my sunglasses.
Brian Gilcrest: And here I am complaining about nothing.
Mitchell: Did you almost marry my mom?
Brian Gilcrest: Many, many times.
Mitchell: Why would anybody break up with my mom?