Mary: I'm going to go into the bedroom and put on my new pyjamas, and in a minute you can come in and take them off.
Esti Kuperman: Oh, Ronit.
Ronit Krushka: Esti... When I saw you, I.
Esti Kuperman: Yes, me too.
Ronit Krushka: Esti, do you think I should go back early?
Esti Kuperman: No... no. No, I don't think you should leave at all.
Dr. Christine Palmer: It was never gonna work out between us.
Dr. Stephen Strange: Why not?
Dr. Christine Palmer: Because Stephen... You have to be the one holding the knife. And I always respected you for it, but I couldn't love you for it.
Dr. Stephen Strange: How long have you had that one in the barrel?
Dr. Christine Palmer: Long time.
Dr. Stephen Strange: Yeah, I bet.
Sigrit Ericksdottir: The elves went too far!
Meredith Morton: I hope I'm not putting anyone out.
Amy Stone: Me. You're putting, me out.
Meredith Morton: I don't care whether you like me or not.
Amy Stone: Of course you do.
Annie: Any of you fucking pricks move, I'm gonna execute every motherfucking last one of you.
Annie: I hate game night.
Regina: I know she's kind of socially retarded and weird, but she's my friend... So, just promise me you won't make fun of her! (00:01:00)
Cady: Wait Regina, I didn't mean for this to happen!
Regina: To find out that everyone hates me? I don't care!
Cady: Wait Regina, just listen!
Regina: No! Do you know what everyone says about you? Hmm? They say that you're a homeschooled jungle freak that's a less hot version of me! Yeah, so don't try to act so innocent! You can take that fake apology, and shove it right up your hairy c...[gets hit by a bus.].
Mrs. George: I'm not a regular mom, I'm a cool mom. Right, Regina?
Regina: Please stop talking.
Regina: I gave him everything... I was half a virgin when I met him!
Karen: God. My hips are huge!
Gretchen: Oh please. I hate my calves.
Regina: At least you guys can wear halters. I've got man shoulders.
Cady: [voiceover] I used to think there was just fat and skinny. But apparently there's lots of things that can be wrong on your body.
Gretchen: My hairline is so weird.
Regina: My pores are huge.
Karen: My nail beds suck.
Cady: Regina, wow, you look really beautiful.
Regina: I'm wearing a spinal halo.
Cady: Look, I'm really sorry about the bus. I feel like it's all my fault.
Regina: Stopping making this about you. I'm the one that got hit by the bus.
Cady: I'm really sorry about all the other stuff too.
Regina: Okay, I'm going to forgive you because I'm a very Zen person... And I'm on a lot of pain medication right now.
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