Quotes from Val Kilmer movies and TV shows

The Riddler: Why can't I kill you? Too many questions. Too many questions.
Batman: Poor Edward. I had to save them both. You see, I'm both Bruce Wayne and Batman. Not because I have to be. Now, because I choose to be.

Batman: Wait. I have a riddle for you.
The Riddler: A riddle? For me? Really? Tell me.
Batman: I see without seeing. To me, darkness is as clear as daylight. What am I?
The Riddler: Oh please. You're blind as a bat!
Batman: Exactly.

Robin: Holey rusted metal, Batman!
Batman: Huh?
Robin: The ground, it's all metal. It's full of holes. You know, holey.
Batman: Oh.

More Batman Forever quotes

Doug Carlin: This is not surveillance. This is the actual past.
Agent Pryzwarra: Yes.

Agent Pryzwarra: We've got some unique time constraints.

Agent Pryzwarra: It's not your fault she dies.
Doug Carlin: Well, that's one theory.

More Deja Vu quotes

Jim Morrison: I'm gonna get my kicks before the whole shithouse goes up in flames.

Jim Morrison: We're gonna fuck death away.

Jim Morrison: Actually, I don't remember being born. It must have happened during one of my blackouts.

Jim Morrison: Have you ever eaten human flesh?

Jim Morrison: They don't want me - they want my death.

Robby Krieger: I'm afraid of my father. I can't be what they want me to be.
Jim Morrison: Maybe you should kill your father.

Pamela Courson: You actually put your dick in this woman?
Jim Morrison: Well... sometimes, yeah.

Jim Morrison: Teenage death girls want my dick not my words.

Jim Morrison: You're all a bunch of fuckin' slaves! How much longer are you gonna let them push you around?

Jim Morrison: What's wrong with being a large mammal?

Jim Morrison: I think I'm having a nervous breakdown.

Jim Morrison: Love, death, travel, revolt, chaos.

Jim Morrison: Some of the worst mistakes of my life have been haircuts.

Jim Morrison: Let's plan a murder or start a religion.

More The Doors quotes

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