Wonderland
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Sallie Hansen: Tarot cards? Devil worshiper.

John Holmes: Eddie, l'm not lying. You just got to give those fucking fucks back their fucking guns.
Eddie Nash: Fuck you and fuck your friends! You want the guns from the Nash? Motherfuck! Come up and take them from the Nash.

Ron Launius: Put it away, John. The whole party didn't come here to see your cock.

Billy Deverell: Unbelievable. Fucking Unbelievable.

Greg Diles: Johnny Wadd.

Billy Ward: John. Were you present when the murders happened?
John Holmes: No.
Billy Ward: Did you see a murder?
John Holmes: No. Bill are you calling me a murderer?

David Lind: John! He was the only one who knew about the Nash hit. That piece of shit ratted us out! Let Nash in and got my butterfly, Barbara, killed.

John Holmes: And those people at Wonderland? They'll never laugh at me again. They got theirs with a lead pipe, and I'm still here surviving.

Ron Launius: John Holmes, this is my business partner David Lind.
John Holmes: Hey, what's up? Now, the deal with the Arab is.
Ron Launius: John. This is my business partner, Dave.
John Holmes: Oh. Cool. Hey. So, I was just telling Ronny about this business prostitution that I got about this Arab who is a really wealthy businessman and he calls me brother and he literally has mountains of cash... and drugs.

John Holmes: You've got to do it. If you don't, I'm dead.
Sharon Holmes: You're already dead.

Louis Cruz: Wait a minute... John Holmes? Thee John Holmes? Johnny Wadd partyed at Wonderland?
David Lind: All the time. The guy is a fucking coke head. He's up to his neck in this shit.
Sam Nico: All right, who's John Holmes?
Louis Cruz: The porn king. Sam, the guy's a legend.
Sam Nico: Never heard of him.

Ron Launius: What the fuck am I going to do with a microwave?
John Holmes: You can heat food with it.
Ron Launius: The only thing I want to heat up right now is some dope.

Ron Launius: Ah, you must be Barbara. You enjoying yourself?
Barbara Richardson: Yeah, this is the best party I've ever been to.
Ron Launius: Well it's only the beginning baby L.A. in the summer anything could happen right.

John Holmes: Where do you want to go?
Dawn: Anywhere. Everywhere.

Billy Ward: You know, I've known John almost ten years. And while I'll admit that we haven't spent much time together lately, the John I know just isn't capable of.
Sam Nico: I don't know who you know or don't know. All I know is that the cocksucker in the other room there is a basehead. And the one thing you can always know about a basehead is that they are completely full of shit.

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