Best comedy movie quotes of 2013

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The World's End picture

Gary King: Why don't you just get back in your rocket, and fuck off back to Legoland, you cunts!

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Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues picture

Freddie Shapp: You're on the 2 AM to 5 AM slot.
Ron Burgundy: What? That's the graveyard shift!
Brick Tamland: I ain't afraid of no ghost!

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This Is the End picture

Jonah Hill: Dear God, it's me, Jonah Hill... From Moneyball.

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Red 2 picture

Marvin: If there's one thing I know, it's women and covert operations.
Frank: Marvin, that's two things.
Han Cho Bai: No, grasshopper. It is not.

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2 Guns picture

Stig: Just because you put your finger in your belly button and brown shit comes out don't mean it's your asshole.

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Frozen picture

Olaf: I can't feel my legs! I can't feel my legs!
Kristoff: Those are my legs.

Lily Harrison

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Walter Mitty: To see the world, things dangerous to come to, to see behind walls, draw closer, to find each other, and to feel. That is the purpose of life.

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The Heat picture

Mullins: You're giving her beauty advice? Do you even own a fucking mirror?

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The Croods picture

Guy: I call them shoes.
Eep: I LOVE them! Where are my feet?
Guy: Don't worry! They're still there.

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Mindy Macready: You don't have to be a bad-ass to be a superhero. You just have to be brave.

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The Internship picture

Nick Campbell: For whatever it's worth, your imagination is so wild, reality's gonna be a breeze, if not a letdown.

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Nora: You miss him...like a boyfriend. You miss your zombie boyfriend?

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We're the Millers picture

Strip Club Manager: I need a lap dance, table 5. Don’t get too close, the guy smells like asparagus pee and he’s got a hook hand.

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Bad Grandpa picture

Billy: What's your stripper's stage name?
Clerk: Do I look like a stripper?
Billy: I'll just call you Cinnamon.

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Greg: Is your dad Marcus Higgins?
Andre: Yeah, I've known him since I was a baby, he's the funniest.
Greg: The best, great, great man.
Braden: I wanna smash his face.
Andre: Yeah, me too.
Greg: Yeah, I hate that guy.
Andre: Screw him.

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Free Birds picture

Indian Chief: Those are some angry birds.

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About Time picture

Mary: I'm going to go into the bedroom and put on my new pyjamas, and in a minute you can come in and take them off.

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Tom and Jerry's Giant Adventure picture

Red: Magic harp, final tone. Guide these heroes safely home!

Quantom X

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Scary Movie 5 picture

Lindsay Lohan: I'm gonna blow you across the room.
Charlie Sheen: Sounds awesome.

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