Best comedy movie quotes of 2013

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Frozen picture

Olaf: I can't feel my legs! I can't feel my legs!
Kristoff: Those are my legs.

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The World's End picture

Gary King: Get in your rocket, and fuck off back to Legoland, you cunt!

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The Wolf of Wall Street picture

Jordan Belfort: I fucked her brains out... For eleven seconds.

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The Secret Life of Walter Mitty picture

Walter Mitty: To see the world, things dangerous to come to, to see behind walls, draw closer, to find each other, and to feel. That is the purpose of life.

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Freddie Shapp: You're on the 2 AM to 5 AM slot.
Ron Burgundy: What? That's the graveyard shift!
Brick Tamland: I ain't afraid of no ghost!

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This Is the End picture

James Franco: I will shoot off your dick!
Danny McBride: You don't have enough bullets, bitch.

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The Heat picture

Mullins: That cat took one look at your shitty shitty life, and said nooooo fucking thanks.

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Warm Bodies picture

Nora: You miss him...like a boyfriend. You miss your zombie boyfriend?

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Kick-Ass 2 picture

Mindy Macready: You don't have to be a bad-ass to be a superhero. You just have to be brave.

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Bad Grandpa picture

Billy: What's your stripper's stage name?
Clerk: Do I look like a stripper?
Billy: I'll just call you Cinnamon.

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Red 2 picture

Marvin: If there's one thing I know, it's women and covert operations.
Frank: Marvin, that's two things.
Han Cho Bai: No, grasshopper. It is not.

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Free Birds picture

Indian Chief: Those are some angry birds.

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Grown Ups 2 picture

Greg: Is your dad Marcus Higgins?
Andre: Yeah, I've known him since I was a baby, he's the funniest.
Greg: The best, great, great man.
Braden: I wanna smash his face.
Andre: Yeah, me too.
Greg: Yeah, I hate that guy.
Andre: Screw him.

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Strip Club Manager: I need a lap dance, table 5. Don’t get too close, the guy smells like asparagus pee and he’s got a hook hand.

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Tom and Jerry's Giant Adventure picture

Mom: I'm sorry, sweetie. It's my fault. I should have never sent a boy to do a man's job.
Jack: I didn't think I could feel worse. Surprise.

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P.L. Travers: I will not have her called Cynthia, absolutely not. It feels unlucky. It should be something warm, a bit sexy. How about Mavis?

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Despicable Me 2 picture

Gru: Goodnight Margo. Whoa, wait, hold your horses, who are you texting?
Margo: No one, just my friend Avery.
Gru: Oh, Avery, wait. Avery, is that a boy's name or a girl's name?
Margo: Does it matter?
Gru: No, no, it doesn't matter, Unless it's a boy!

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About Time picture

Mary: I'm going to go into the bedroom and put on my new pyjamas, and in a minute you can come in and take them off.

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Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs 2 picture

Earl Devereaux: I'm not a barista! I'm a police-sta!

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Identity Thief picture

Diana: Ugh, my neck!
Sandy: Neck hurts, huh? Why don't we swap information, Sandy Bigelow Patterson. Bigelow's such a rare name.
Diana: It's a family name. Jeremiah Bigelow was a pretty well known bear hunter.
Sandy: He sounds brave. Here's my driver's license with my name, Sandy Bigelow Patterson. Gotcha!

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