The Heat (2013)

Mullins: That cat took one look at your shitty shitty life, and said nooooo fucking thanks.

Mullins: You're giving her beauty advice? Do you even own a fucking mirror?

Mullins: I mean, who closes the door when they're taking a shit?

Mullins: I'll kill her with your dead body!

Mullins: My fear is that I'm gonna put you in a bikini and you'll still look like a fucking bank teller.

Mullins: I'll shut the door on you. You lay down here and put your head in the door. And I'll slam it about 157,000 times.

Mullins: If you're not in trouble you're not doing your job.

Ashburn: I was actually married for six-some years.
Mullins: Was he a man of hearing?

Rojas: I had a joint and a few little bags of coke. Since when is that shit illegal?

Captain Woods: This job is destroying me... You know how old I am?
Ashburn: Um... Um... 58.
Captain Woods: I'm 43 years old.
Ashburn: Uh-huh... See I always round up.
Captain Woods: I have a five year-old son who calls me Grampa.