Best comedy movie quotes of 2013

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Monsters University picture

Mike Wazowski: You don't think I'm scary.
Sulley: You're not even in the same league with me.

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The Family picture

Priest: I was expecting a parishioner who can't make it, apparently. Would you like to take his place for confession?
Maggie Blake: Me? Oh, I confess, it's been years since I went to confession.

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Lance: So when you say something negative and insult the other person... You're really just showing that other person what an unsure-of-yourself-type person that you really feel like you are.

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Hatchet III picture

Amanda: I knew that you were real. I came to save you.

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The Double picture

Simon: I don't know how to be myself. It's like I'm permanently outside myself. Like, like you could push your hands straight through me if you wanted to. And I can see the type of man I want to be versus the type of man I actually am and I know that I'm doing it but I'm incapable of what needs to be done. I'm like Pinocchio, a wooden boy. Not a real boy. And it kills me.

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Admission picture

Jeremiah: I read everything. I read biographies, mainly because I didn't know how other people live their lives. I think my variations reading came from a deep longing for something that was missing. I was searching for someone, for my story. To not feel so alone.

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Are You Here picture

Ben Baker: How can you live here without looking for a high place to jump from?

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Hansel & Gretel Get Baked picture

Bianca: A Skittle... taste the rainbow.

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Bad Words picture

Proctor at Spelling Bee: So, are you a judge?
Guy Trilby: No. I'm the winner.

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One Chance picture

Julz: How much money do you need?
Paul: I'm still short about five hundred quid.
Julz: When is it?
Paul: In three weeks. I'm thinking about selling my body.
Julz: How will you get the other 498 pounds?

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Begin Again picture

Dan: You can tell a lot about a person by what's on their playlist.
Greta: I know you can. That's what's worrying me.

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21 and Over picture

Nicole: So, I take it you're not in a frat?
Casey: No, because I'm not angry and secretly gay.

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In a World... picture

Carol: I just want to give you my card. I'm not a vocal coach anymore, but I would make an exception for you because you sound like a squeaky toy. And I don't mean that in a bad way.

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Pain & Gain picture

Daniel Lugo: My name is Daniel Lugo, and I believe in fitness. All this began because it was time to push myself harder, otherwise I was looking at another forty years wearing sweatpants to work.

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Kevin Hart: Let Me Explain picture

Kevin Hart: Let's get some fire up on these bitches one time.

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The Starving Games picture

Arnold Schwarzenegger Look-a-like: Hasta la vista.
Bruce Willis Look-a-like: Yippee kai yay.
Jason Statham Look-a-like: Darn it, I don't have a catch phrase.
Arnold Schwarzenegger Look-a-like: Ha ha ha ha, I have so many of them. I'll be back.
Jason Statham Look-a-like: You know what I mean Chuck?
Chuck Norris Look-a-like: No, because I'm Chuck Norris, and catch phrases need me.

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Stu: I told myself I would never come back.
Phil: Don't worry, it all ends tonight.

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Kim: Mrs. Murphy, if I... if I may, our children, no matter what we think, they... they will live their own lives. The world is changing.
Eileen: Not that much.
Kim: It is changing and that is a good thing. Every generation sees a little less division and a little more open minds and open hearts. I think we should be happy and proud that our kids... our children see people as people.

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Harper: Brian McDaniels... I like to ski in Vermont. I like to date chocolate girls.
Jordan: Shut up, Harper.

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