Nathalie: You know, it's been a while since you went down on me.
Tony: Hey Dr. Jones, do you have any birds I can play with?
Dr. Jones: Well, the birds that I have are... way too large and dangerous for you to play with.
Tony: So how about a smaller one?
Dr. Jones: Well I tell you what, I'll send you some lovebirds.
Tony: Sweet, I can't wait to play with them.
Tony: I wish Susan could've been here to see this bird skeleton, but she got a disease from that fish that Rod cooked.
Rod: I don't know much about the movie business, but I know how to read and I like your story.
Bill: It's not about the babes, boobs and blood.
Tree Hugger: Trees are cut down to make toilet paper. In fact we haven't used toilet paper in many years.
Will: Excuse me Miss, but you remind me of someone I used to know. Do you mind telling me who you are?
Tony: I wish Susan could've been here to see this bird skeleton. But she got a disease from that fish that Rod cooked.
