Best comedy movie quotes of 2013

Please vote as you browse around to help the best rise to the top.

Movie Quote Quiz
Saving Mr. Banks picture

P.L. Travers: I will not have her called Cynthia, absolutely not. It feels unlucky. It should be something warm, a bit sexy. How about Mavis?

More Saving Mr. Banks quotes
Tom and Jerry's Giant Adventure picture

Mom: I'm sorry, sweetie. It's my fault. I should have never sent a boy to do a man's job.
Jack: I didn't think I could feel worse. Surprise.

Quantom X

More Tom and Jerry's Giant Adventure quotes
More Filth quotes
Scary Movie 5 picture

Lindsay Lohan: I'm gonna blow you across the room.
Charlie Sheen: Sounds awesome.

More Scary Movie 5 quotes
Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs 2 picture

Earl Devereaux: I'm not a barista! I'm a police-sta!

More Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs 2 quotes
Instructions Not Included picture

Judeisy: You must have something from that Julie woman. Didn't she leave you a souvenir?
Valentín: She did. But I got rid of it with penicillin.

More Instructions Not Included quotes
Monsters University picture

Mike Wazowski: You don't think I'm scary.
Sulley: You're not even in the same league with me.

More Monsters University quotes
More The Art of the Steal quotes
The Harry Hill Movie picture

Nan: But then, 'Jesus' spelt backwards is 'Susej'.

More The Harry Hill Movie quotes
August: Osage County picture

Barbara Weston: Marriage is hard.
Karen Weston: That's one thing about mom and dad. You gotta tip your hat to anybody who can stay married that long.
Ivy Weston: Karen, he killed himself.

More August: Osage County quotes
Grudge Match picture

Lightning: Not only did you put Sally at risk, if he finds out he can hit you on the right he can kill you.
Henry 'Razor' Sharp: Then I go to my left. I need to do this, Light.
Lightning: Look, I know you're doing this for my sake. And I appreciate it, believe me. It's too dangerous. We gotta call off the fight.

More Grudge Match quotes

Her (2013)

Her picture

Amy: It's how we spend a third of our lives asleep, and maybe that's the time when we feel the most free.

More Her quotes
Delivery Man picture

David: Congratulations, "darling."
Brett: I had it. I had pitched the perfect game, and I had to screw the whole thing up. My mother saw the whole thing on TV.
David: She must have been surprised to find out that you had a male lover.
Brett: No. She said she always suspected it. She told me we would make a lovely couple.
David: And your kids?
Brett: They think it's cool.

More Delivery Man quotes
R.I.P.D. picture

Roy: Hit him in the jiggly.

More R.I.P.D. quotes
More Alan Partridge: Alpha Papa quotes
Movie 43 picture

Veronica: I can't believe you named your dog Veronica.
Neil: I can't believe you sucked off that hobo for magic beans!
Veronica: He was a wizard, Neil!

More Movie 43 quotes
Identity Thief picture

Diana: Ugh, my neck!
Sandy: Neck hurts, huh? Why don't we swap information, Sandy Bigelow Patterson. Bigelow's such a rare name.
Diana: It's a family name. Jeremiah Bigelow was a pretty well known bear hunter.
Sandy: He sounds brave. Here's my driver's license with my name, Sandy Bigelow Patterson. Gotcha!

More Identity Thief quotes
More Escape from Planet Earth quotes
The Incredible Burt Wonderstone picture

Rance Holloway: God damn! That's the worst thing I ever saw in my life. And I saw my kids being born!

More The Incredible Burt Wonderstone quotes
The Smurfs 2 picture

Papa: It doesn't matter where you came from. What matters is who you choose to be.

More The Smurfs 2 quotes