Best comedy movie quotes of 2013

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Despicable Me 2 picture

Agnes: Are you really gonna save the world?
Gru: That's right, baby! Gru's back in the game with cool cars... Gadgets... And weapons!

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P.L. Travers: I will not have her called Cynthia, absolutely not. It feels unlucky. It should be something warm, a bit sexy. How about Mavis?

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Mom: I'm sorry, sweetie. It's my fault. I should have never sent a boy to do a man's job.
Jack: I didn't think I could feel worse. Surprise.

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Lindsay Lohan: I'm gonna blow you across the room.
Charlie Sheen: Sounds awesome.

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Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs 2 picture

Earl Devereaux: I'm not a barista! I'm a police-sta!

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Judeisy: You must have something from that Julie woman. Didn't she leave you a souvenir?
Valentín: She did. But I got rid of it with penicillin.

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Nan: But then, 'Jesus' spelt backwards is 'Susej'.

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Lightning: Not only did you put Sally at risk, if he finds out he can hit you on the right he can kill you.
Henry 'Razor' Sharp: Then I go to my left. I need to do this, Light.
Lightning: Look, I know you're doing this for my sake. And I appreciate it, believe me. It's too dangerous. We gotta call off the fight.

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Roy: Hit him in the jiggly.

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The Incredible Burt Wonderstone picture

Rance Holloway: God damn! That's the worst thing I ever saw in my life. And I saw my kids being born!

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David: Do your kids play professional basketball?
Brett: No, not to my knowledge but I will enquire. They don't tell me everything.

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Her (2013)

Her picture

Amy: It's how we spend a third of our lives asleep, and maybe that's the time when we feel the most free.

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Movie 43 picture

Nathan: Hello,911? My friend is bleeding out of her vagina! Why are you laughing at me?

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Identity Thief picture

Diana: Ugh, my neck!
Sandy: Neck hurts, huh? Why don't we swap information, Sandy Bigelow Patterson. Bigelow's such a rare name.
Diana: It's a family name. Jeremiah Bigelow was a pretty well known bear hunter.
Sandy: He sounds brave. Here's my driver's license with my name, Sandy Bigelow Patterson. Gotcha!

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Barbara Weston: Marriage is hard.
Karen Weston: That's one thing about mom and dad. You gotta tip your hat to anybody who can stay married that long.
Ivy Weston: Karen, he killed himself.

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Papa: It doesn't matter where you came from. What matters is who you choose to be.

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Kate: It's easy to say "I love you" while you're rolling around on expensive sheets. It's so much harder when they need washing.

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