Steve Gray: Your skin makes me cry.
Rance Holloway: God damn! That's the worst thing I ever saw in my life. And I saw my kids being born!
Burt Wonderstone: Anton, what could possibly go wrong?
Anton Marvelton: Somebody could die, we can go to prison.
Burt Wonderstone: See? When you say it out loud, it doesn't sound so bad.
Burt Wonderstone: Are you a lesbian?
Jane: Is every woman who doesn't sleep with you a lesbian?
Burt Wonderstone: Oh, no, I have slept with plenty of lesbians.
Jane: I had imaginary friends, and even they were mean.
