Identity Thief

Identity Thief (2013)


Diana: Ugh, my neck!
Sandy: Neck hurts, huh? Why don't we swap information, Sandy Bigelow Patterson. Bigelow's such a rare name.
Diana: It's a family name. Jeremiah Bigelow was a pretty well known bear hunter.
Sandy: He sounds brave. Here's my driver's license with my name, Sandy Bigelow Patterson. Gotcha!

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Sandy Patterson: You're diabolical.
Diana: Thank you.
Sandy Patterson: That's not a compliment.
Diana: I know.

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Sandy Patterson: Friends don't steal friends' identities, do they?

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Bartender: These aren't your friends. They like you because you're buying them drinks. People like you don't have friends.

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